TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)

[Kamak]

besides which, depending on the spice, it can actually work to curdle the dairy product a little bit with your body temperature, making it acidic, which means you've got even more heat ready to come out.

Some foods don't work well with dairy, or only tolerate it in smaller amounts or certain conditions.

[SaintCrazy]

I hear certain fruits can lessen the effects of spices though, like pineapple or melons.

No citation on that though.

[Madican]

besides which, depending on the spice, it can actually work to curdle the dairy product a little bit with your body temperature, making it acidic, which means you've got even more heat ready to come out.

Some foods don't work well with dairy, or only tolerate it in smaller amounts or certain conditions.

Buffalo chicken tenders followed an hour later by ice cream with fixin's.

The curdling thing seems like it might be the reason why considering I can eat the former just fine without negative consequences.

[Lotharu]

At least it is good to know my roommates are having a healthy sex life.
Now to find some music to put on loudly.

[Komodoensis]

I have Cystic acne.

Fuckin, not fun at aaaaaaaaaaaaaall.
Luckily, it isn't as "Severe," I think. But I have these four giant cystic welts on my face. Giant being in pimple standards. I've got one on each cheekbone, one on the back of my jaw, below the right earlobe, and one ON the left earlobe. Negh. Go away, giant red shit on me. Makin me look worse.

[Sollix]

Throat and sinus infections AND a cold?

Thanks body. I hate you too

[Winchester]

In response to the discussion in the Unimportant Topics thread;

oh god that reminds me of a few weeks ago when I went to a con with the friends of a friend and we all met up at this one girl's house. I went to go use her bathroom to change into my cosplay so I wouldn't have to bother doing it later
The bathroom looked like as if a toilet full of shit had exploded years ago and was never cleaned at all; I just about had a panic attack when I walked in
(i ended up changing in a bedroom that was only slightly less dirty)

[YCobb]

Our toilet is kind of shitty so it clogs all the time, that's about the extent of our bathroom getting dirty. I clean the whole thing every other week though, half for allowance and half for the smell of bleach.

[Tetrunes]

Nb4 shitty toilet joke

[Gryewolf]

I hate when I wake up in the middle of the night to piss.
Because morning awake me has to wipe down and dissinfect the toilet because sleeping me can't aim.

[Mete]

Get the 4x scope upgrade.

[Tammerath]

Wow I really needed to blow a load

[SaintCrazy]

Did Brock from Pokémon just let one rip

yeah he totally did

[Mete]

You know how comments for porn videos usually sound like they were written by permanently brain damaged apes? Well, I found this gem:

This delight God the almighty and compassionate will give us in Paradise. This extraordinary, enthralling spunk show will help us to become better people.

[YCobb]

Today I took what may have been the second or third largest shit in my life and somehow the toilet managed to flush

except for one solidarity piece of poop, which didn't fit down the pipe

I am going to kick something