TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)

[Galaxy Man]

Make three quick exhalations with your nose with minimal pause in between and that's sort of what it sounded like.

are you entirely sure you didn't just do that?

because this is highly odd

[Exeres]

You have a superpower.

Use it for good.

[SaintCrazy]

With enough practice you'll be able to create a sonicboom.

[luroberto]

More like sonicbang

[Nachalnik]

Make three quick exhalations with your nose with minimal pause in between and that's sort of what it sounded like.

fuck why did i do that?! now i feel grossed out

[Cynical Slob]

Today I sniffed and all the build-up and blockage in my nose went straight to my throat. I looked at it in the tissue, and it was this gigantic glob of yellow and little bits of red.

[Tammerath]

Today I sniffed and all the build-up and blockage in my nose went straight to my throat. I looked at it in the tissue, and it was this gigantic glob of yellow and little bits of red.

Typical sinus infection

[Reyo]

Today I sniffed and all the build-up and blockage in my nose went straight to my throat. I looked at it in the tissue, and it was this gigantic glob of yellow and little bits of red.

Typical sinus infection

Oh god...

Every time i end up with a sinus infection, every morning for the next 3 days, i end up waking up an hour early just to rush into the bathroom to hack up some brown thing from inside my throat.

When I told my parents: "if it isn't green or yellow, it's not an infection"

I'm pretty sure this is where the phrase "if it quacks like a duck..." is supposed to come in, because it sure didn't feel like NOT an infection...

[Exeres]

Mucus color isn't a reliable way to judge your health. That's an old wives' tale.

[TheStranger]

Even if its bloody?

[Reyo]

Blood in your mucous can be from any number of things from a small cut in your phraynx to full on throat cancer. The key to illness is supposed to be how horribly it inconveniences you, or has the potential to. The issue i have going on in my nose right now, for example, is way too inconvenient to be normal health.

[Dr. Glocktor]

Hey Tumblr has a lot of cool artists on there I bet there's a whole bunch of awesome Warcraft art

...

golly those women sure do have large penises

[Mete]

It was draenei, wasn't it.

[Madican]

I thought dairy was supposed to counteract spicy food, not supercharge it into a maelstrom intent on charging through my digestive tract with enough speed and force to leave my asshole burning with the intensity of a star.

[TheStranger]

It lessens the TASTE of spice, not the digestion consequences