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Public libraries really should have microscopes you can look at things on.

If I get rich somehow I might consider opening a science library/museum.

Unfortunately microscopes are expensive as hell and very easy to ruin, so it's unlikely that'll ever be a thing.

SaintCrazy wrote:Public libraries really should have microscopes you can look at things on.

If I get rich somehow I might consider opening a science library/museum.

I'd back you on that endeavor if I was ever in a position to. When I was younger, I was given a (bad-booty and high-tech at the time, mega-shitty in retrospect...) microscope that my mom took from the school she worked at. She took one before they threw them all out, I used that thing every day to just look at all sorts of stuff.

So rad.

"Man, and to think there are million of these guys in my balls!"

Why am I laughing so hard.

my stomach feels all gross and empty inside and i feel hungry even though i've been eating non stop all day

Mete wrote:"Man, and to think there are million of these guys in my balls!"

Life. She is so beautiful.

fapped twice last night and twice this morning

WOO THAT WAS A LOT

It is an uncomfortable feeling when pus tends to seep out of the hole where my tooth used to be.

Worse is swallowing it.

So much gas. Did this come from Olive Garden?

Nachalnik wrote:my stomach feels all gross and empty inside and i feel hungry even though i've been eating non stop all day

This might be a silly question, but I sometimes hear you complain about having nothing but bread at your house. does that weird empty feeling happen when you've just eaten a lot of bread? Because the exact same thing happens to me with bread and pasta, unless there's a bunch of other stuff to go with it.

So yeah, I'm pretty sure that cyst thing I have is actually a spider bite. It's not black/blue or anything, but it was swollen for a while. It is a lot better now.

I rarely crave sexual activity but daisies there's something I really crave right now.

Some fucking scrub came to the Japanese bar I manage at and puked a ton of sushi/sake into the women's sink Friday night. Right before I clocked out around 3:30am, my boss told me I had to clean it up because the bartenders had both left, knowing what they left behind for some other unlucky soul to clean up.

That same fucker came in last night and asked for an application, calling me "Dude" and "Bro" all the while. When he filled it out, I smiled, took it from his frail, tiny and well manicured hands and then promptly ripped it up and threw it into the toilet.

The TMI part?
After throwing his ripped up resume/application into the toilet, I then proceeded to relieve my bladder and promptly took a shit right on top of it all.