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Not just broccoli, bro. Eat aaaaaaall the leafy greens. Kale and Spinach are pretty rad.

This is the first discussion page I see upon joining AZ Forums?

Excellent.

There are stickied topics ALWAYS above this one. That you would HAVE to see first. You were drawn here by the fact that it says "TMI" or "NSFW" or something, you perv.

you'll fit in perfectly

[Citation Needed] wrote:There are stickied topics ALWAYS above this one. That you would HAVE to see first. You were drawn here by the fact that it says "TMI" or "NSFW" or something, you perv.

you'll fit in perfectly

No...I...I mean...I wasn't...I don't...

Oh God, you read me like an open book.

Anyone got any period/diarrhea stories to share? Gotta get the new guy to curse his morbid curiosity.

Well
For some reason my shit this morning smelled like the Slim Jim I had last night.
I'll tell you what it wasn't slim.

Inthibk eed to poop so bad.
It could just be gas because the sushi i made last night amd had for lunch is making me burp like a madman.

And i have a crazy toothache. :c time to call the dentisr

And the people sdjacent from me wont stop farting

Mete wrote:Anyone got any period/diarrhea stories to share? Gotta get the new guy to curse his morbid curiosity.

One time when I was much younger I ate a couple thirty-year old chocolate coins at my recently-deceased grandma's house. We had Mexican for dinner that night before returning to the hotel.

...While the full body purge from all orifices at once felt cleansing afterward, the bathroom that night was anything but considering the toilet could only handle two of said orifices and the tub only one...and I was frantically going between both of them so there were periods where nothing was handling either except the floor.

If you've ever wondered whether someone could projectile vomit, expel diarrhea with the force of a firehose, and piss on and off all at the same time, then the answer is yes. If you've never wondered, well now you know.

Oh man period stories. I remember one time i got my period and the buses were on strike and I gad to walk to school.
I could feel my pad leaking with every step i took to go up the hill to school. I ended up ruining my pants and having to walk back home when i got there because my clothes were so daisies bloody.

Also another time my roommate shit on my bathroom floor and bled all over my bath mat while she was on her period. It was on my toilet seat and in the tub and everywhere


Also
This one time I had the stomach flu I threw up all over my bathroom.
Chunks of meatloaf and creamed corn everywhere. I felt sorry for the staff member who had to clean that shit up while i was too sick to move.
Explosive diarrhea accompanied that lovely vomiting
If you want more i got more
I'll correct these typos later.

Edit: all corrected. sorry for the eyeball murder

Crisp wrote:Also another time my roommate shit pn my bathroom floor and blead all over my bath mat while she was on her period. It was on my tpilet seat and in the tub and eberywhere

you dronk or just on your phone or something?

Phone. I'll fix my typies in like 30.

Toich screens hate me.

Crisp wrote:Toich screens hate me.

daisies those toich screens.


Haha I made so many typoes writing that one sentence. My laptop isn't propped up on its legs so the keyboard is flat instead of at an angle so I keep missing letters.


Yesterday I learned than in nearly every dorm there is a shower shitter.

[Citation Needed] wrote: Yesterday I learned than in nearly every dorm there is a shower shitter.

Okay I won't judge shower pissing but WHAT

Mete wrote:

[Citation Needed] wrote: Yesterday I learned than in nearly every dorm there is a shower shitter.

Okay I won't judge shower pissing but WHAT

Last semester in my dorm half of the third floor lost the right to have guests for a month because someone shit in the shower and nobody would admit to it.

My friend told me that it happened two weeks ago in his dorm, and his friends told him about the experience in their dorms, etc.

Some dorms fine for clean up, so when nobody comes forth, the fine is split between the likely parties?

Apparently it costs $175 to clean up a shit.

Jesus god. Im so glad i'll be sharing a dorm with my best friend.
Otherwise
I just
WHY would you even shit in the shower?
I mean, i get the cleanup of your booty would be easier but
How would it..
go down the drain?

you'd have to touch it.
and that shit is just Nasty