TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)

[[Citation Needed]]

I was walking through the Student Center today after one of my classes and I ran into some Student Activities Board members.

SAB members: "Hi! Would you like to come to the female orgasm?"
Me: "...sorry?"
SAB members: "It's a safe-sex education comedy program!"
Me: "Ooooooohhhhh."

I legit though this girl was hitting on me for a second (in perhaps the most straightforward way possible).

[Mete]

You would've accepted, wouldn't you?

[[Citation Needed]]

She was very attractive. So yes.

[Dedivax]

OH NO
OH NO
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
CODE RED DICKZIT
I REPEAT
CODE RED DICKZIT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Galaxy Man]

how does that even happen

you only get zits on places that are super oily

wash your dick more

[Dedivax]

how does that even happen

you only get zits on places that are super oily

wash your bologna pony more

But I do that already

[Galaxy Man]

clearly not enough

[YCobb]

I'm not well nuanced in the newfangled things you youngsters do on the internet...

but how exactly is a female supposed to help you suck head? If I were in her position I probably would have reacted the same way.

Also, you came onto an internet forum and asked how to resolve the issue. I assumed that meant "holy shit guys, what do I do?" not "Oh I'm handling it, just wanted to mention this."

Nah, I was just relating the anecdote.
Also I was more getting it off my chest to her? I suppose in the event that this actually means anything, then I came out to her first?

Wow now even my coming out story can improbably involve her. She's already been involved in my first facebattle, on account of bringing a boy in a collar (why ???) and making me facebattle him.

Wow out of the blue, I would kill to give a blowjob

Why is this a thing I want

You know, the past week I've been thinking much the same thing.

Like "daisies i wonder what it's like, i should do this"

Man wouldn't it be funny if by some crazy chance we happened to live in the same state and have similar plans for college

((I'm kidding))

[Mete]

You say that, but secretly it has always been your biggest dream.

[YCobb]

Naturally.

but no actually you know, if I had a gay/bi friend who wouldn't mind a blowjob with no strings attached, I wouldn't hesitate more than a few seconds.

[Mete]

Strings are for girls anyway.

[Kamak]

Naturally.

but no actually you know, if I had a gay/bi friend who wouldn't mind a blowjob with no strings attached, I wouldn't hesitate more than a few seconds.

Come to Texas.

[YCobb]

"Hey mom can I fly out to Texas? No I'm gonna meet up with a guy I know there. No I don't know what age he is. We haven't talked. I'm going to give him a blowjob and then fly back."

Foolproof

[Gryewolf]

Let us know how it goes.

[Kamak]

Bitch I'm 21.

Which means I can buy you a beer afterwards.

Sounds like a great plan.