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Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:39 am
by Lotharu
So the nurse acted like I was crazy when I asked if they had the ability to test for that allergy there because "those type of gloves are hypoallergenic"
I know that, lady.
They referred me to a specialist which I will be going to later.
Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:50 am
by Galaxy Man
YCobb wrote:"Hey [female friend whom I trust very much] do you remember when I wondered what it'd be like to give a blowjob? That has shifted into a desire, could you help me figure out my sexuality?"
"I'm not giving you a blowjob."
That went a lot more awkwardly than I'd hoped. How clear do I have to make it that I am talking about performing it?
((Posted in TMI rather than awkward moments because that thread is long dead and I have the last post in it anyway))
Very simply.
"No, I mean I want to give a blowjob."
alternatively
"dammat woman i want to suck cock"
Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:02 am
by YCobb
Kamak wrote:You... probably should have clarified that from the beginning.
Now the spaghetti is everywhere. And you weren't even trying anything...
I'd say to just try to clarify it quickly, so you don't look like you're trying to come up with a save.
It is made clear, did you even read what I said
It just wasn't what she was expecting so it got misinterpreted. And of course I set it straight immediately what kind of idiot would I have to be to let that sit?
Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:13 am
by Kamak
I'm not well nuanced in the newfangled things you youngsters do on the internet...
but how exactly is a female supposed to help you suck head? If I were in her position I probably would have reacted the same way.
Also, you came onto an internet forum and asked how to resolve the issue. I assumed that meant "holy shit guys, what do I do?" not "Oh I'm handling it, just wanted to mention this."
Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:33 am
by SaintCrazy
I mean, if she has the experience she could tell you about it....?
I don't really know what she would say either, to be honest.
Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:25 am
by Dire
In the meantime...
Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:36 am
by Exeres
Your avatar(s) could not be more perfect right now.
Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:36 am
by DoNotDelete
YCobb wrote:Wow out of the blue, I would kill to give a blowjob
Why is this a thing I want
Maybe you could buy a dildo, Ycobb? Depending on the strength of your deviation you might even want to visit Spoony's favourite internet site: Bad Dragon?
No. Don't.
Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:37 am
by DarkSurfer
DUDE YEAH DRAGON DILDOS YOU CAN EVEN AN UNBOXING AND EVERYTHING ITS WHAT THE COOL VIDEO GAMES KIDS DO
Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:38 am
by DoNotDelete
Spoony rates them highly and I'm reliably informed the man knows what he's talking about.
Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:56 am
by DarkSurfer
he's like a professor of dragon dildoes
Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:07 pm
by Silver_Wolf
At the college of sex and department of strange sex toys?
Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:20 pm
by SaintCrazy
Ph. D.
guess what the D stands for
Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:22 pm
by Gryewolf
Dire?
Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:08 pm
by Galaxy Man
Diligence?