TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)

[SaintCrazy]

yeah I'm not even gonna comment on that one

Anyway, I was gonna skip showering today and go straight to bed because its late but then I remembered the whole period thing. Ugh I cant just let myself be all unclean down there, guess I'm getting to sleep later than I thought.

[Vrominelli]

We need a TMI TMI thread.

More like a NSFW TMI TMI TMI TMI NSFW TMI thread.

[[Citation Needed]]

I propose a new thread:
"Things that make you queasy/vomit"

Backne eating and that story about having your large intestine removed by the pool pump would be good there.

both make me feel like throwing up

[creakyAccordion]

HEY STORY ABOUT HAVING YOUR LARGE INTESTINE REMOVED BY A POOL PUMP IS LITERATURE, OKAY

[[Citation Needed]]

THE REASON I SPOILERED IT WHEN I MENTIONED IT IS BECAUSE READING IT MAKES ME THINK OF IT WHICH MAKES ME FEEL PHYSICALLY ILL

So I was being nice and spoilering it so people don't HAVE TO READ IT.

[Reyo]

I consider myself a fairly grizzly person when it comes to gross, but that is just............

............wat?

[creakyAccordion]

HAVING YOUR LARGE INTESTINE REMOVED BY A POOL PUMP

HAVING YOUR LARGE INTESTINE REMOVED BY A POOL PUMP

HAVING YOUR LARGE INTESTINE REMOVED BY A POOL PUMP

HAVING YOUR LARGE INTESTINE REMOVED BY A POOL PUMP

realtalk though yeah it grosses me out too

[Reyo]

Even though that one scene from final destination is bodaciously PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!

He'll, half of that movie was physically impossible. I had to imagine it was actually in a universe were everyone was held together with Elmer's glue just to be able to believe it.

[Cynical Slob]

That happened though. Some poor kid sat right on one of those drainage pipes. At least, I THINK IT HAPPENED

[Madican]

Googled it and there are several cases of prolapsing due to someone sitting on the suction part of a pool filter.

[Cynical Slob]

That has got to be the stupidest word filter.

[Sollix]

Tmi not intestine relsted stuff.

Theres so much green goop in my nose its actually disgusting

[shazza]

can i please just have a hysterectomy now i am tired of dealing with cramps

[D-vid]

actually no-poo is kind of a new thing but i've known people have great results with it. i think they use dry shampoos though? i'm not really informed about it. not something i'm willing to try for myself though i do use organic shampoos due to skin allergies.

I tried washing my hair with baking soda and vinegar for a couple of weeks. I didn't really notice whether or not it worked better than shampoo. I switched back to shampoo based on the demands of my mother so I never got to see what the long-term result would be.

Either way, my head was--and is--extremely itchy...

I don't know what baking soda and vinegar is supposed to achieve. One is a base the other acid, they'd just neutralize each other.

[Sollix]

Got a carton of milk from school today. The expiery said the tenth. Took a sip and it wasncurdled as fuck. I almost threw up. No one should have to experience tje curse of sour milk on their tongue