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Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:21 am
by D-vid
betrippin wrote:Sailor Moon is going to come visit from LA when she's done helping someone remodel their house.
When she comes up we are going to fuck like crazy
She apologized in advance for any scratch marks/bleeding that may occur when she comes up
What do you do with her hair? I can only imagine it getting in the way all the time.
Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:28 am
by Reyo
Luckily we can get my full from quotes.
Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:31 am
by Silver_Wolf
YCobb wrote:Valbrandur wrote:Silver_Wolf wrote:I never have to worry about being pregnant if I'm not getting my period. Never had sex.
You know who else never had sex?
Jesus' mother, Mary.
This just in: sex is the best way to not get pregnant
Fine! I've never had sex, never had artificial insemination, and I know I'm not the Mother of God/Antichrist.
Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:47 am
by betrippin
D-vid wrote:betrippin wrote:Sailor Moon is going to come visit from LA when she's done helping someone remodel their house.
When she comes up we are going to fuck like crazy
She apologized in advance for any scratch marks/bleeding that may occur when she comes up
What do you do with her hair? I can only imagine it getting in the way all the time.
What a great wordfilter
Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 4:17 am
by SaintCrazy
Silver_Wolf wrote:
Fine! I've never had sex, never had artificial insemination, and I know I'm not the Mother of God/Antichrist.
What about alien chestbursters?
Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 4:21 am
by Silver_Wolf
SaintCrazy wrote:Silver_Wolf wrote:
Fine! I've never had sex, never had artificial insemination, and I know I'm not the Mother of God/Antichrist.
What about alien chestbursters?
That counts too? Well, shit.
Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 10:29 am
by Mete
In today's episode of "What the hell is it about feet", I have no idea how I stumbled across this thing.
Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 10:48 am
by Cynical Slob
Foot fetishists, man. Twice as enthusiastic than upstanding members of society, only less tas- weirder
Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 12:07 pm
by DoNotDelete
What about foot-fetish-furries?
They do exist.
I have seen the pictures.
Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 12:17 pm
by Nachalnik
i think the idea of having sex sounds really scary and i have no idea what you're actually meant to do and i don't know if that's normal or not
Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 12:21 pm
by Mete
It's bound to be weird and awkward at first, I'd imagine.
Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 3:35 pm
by Kira
depends on with whom.
But yeah it is.
Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 3:37 pm
by Sollix
I hope i wont get my period today. Im all icky and drinking like mad and my belly is kinda crampy.
I have exams this week please body just wait till friday
Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:25 pm
by Madican
Mete wrote:It's bound to be weird and awkward at first, I'd imagine.
Grasp it firmly in your hand.
Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:29 pm
by Terraem
My first time was fun, even though we were both a bit nervous.