TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)

[Tammerath]

Rubbing one out after not being able to for a week is really awesome

[creakyAccordion]

Rubbing one out after not being able to for a week is really awesome

not being...able to? Did you damage your peen or something?

[Kira]

He was most likely cursed with the family vacation.
A terrible experience in which you constantly are sleeping aside family members in a hotel and sharing a frequently used bathroom.
I have survived many in my years, but they never get easier.

[Tammerath]

I just never really had the opportunity to. I'm somewhat paranoid of the fact that my parents or sister could walk in on me any moment.

[Mete]

That's why you wait until 2 am

[SaintCrazy]

Welp, been 2 weeks, still no sign of my good friend Miss Period.

And no, I'm not preggers.
And yes, I checked.

[Silver_Wolf]

I never have to worry about being pregnant if I'm not getting my period. Never had sex.
I have determined that my delayed periods are due to stress and if I have gone on a flight recently.

Also, I am completely out of pads. Had just enough this time, but I need to go and get more. Ugh.

[Medic501]

Primeape Knockers are a private and sensitive thing. You don't just ask about them.

[ONE YEAR LATER] Yes, the f*ck, you do. I did. Extensively. Why?.. because I have this really bad habit! 'S called F*CKING WITH PEOPLLLLLLEEEEE~.

Not really, I'm upstanding member of society and his friend draws pokemorphs well. Now ask me how I found that post so daisies fast!

[YCobb]

Last unread post, duh.

[Cynical Slob]

I've had this box of tissues next to the computer for a week now and it's actually because I've got a really snotty nose in the morning, not because I'm a chronic masturbator. I mean, I am, but it's not the reason I have it there.

[The Willow Witch]

Know whats great?

Not having baby's is great

[Valbrandur]

I never have to worry about being pregnant if I'm not getting my period. Never had sex.

You know who else never had sex?

Jesus' mother, Mary.

[Cynical Slob]

great channel

[YCobb]

I never have to worry about being pregnant if I'm not getting my period. Never had sex.

You know who else never had sex?

Jesus' mother, Mary.

This just in: sex is the best way to not get pregnant

[betrippin]

Sailor Moon is going to come visit from LA when she's done helping someone remodel their house.

When she comes up we are going to fuck like crazy

She apologized in advance for any scratch marks/bleeding that may occur when she comes up