TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)

[shazza]

unfortunately i do not get a large posterior as i have hips the size of the hoover dam and it kinda spreads out any fat that may go there.

if only i could redirect the fat to my tits into my booty...i'd much rather have butt than tiddies

[Galaxy Man]

unfortunately i do not get a large posterior as i have hips the size of the hoover dam and it kinda spreads out any fat that may go there.

this is also an entirely okay thing

[Reyo]

Speaking in evolutionary terms, milk is just modified sweat - so breasts/mammary glands are arguably just over-developed sweat glands.

How you feel about that is not for me to decide.

Speaking in evolutionary terms, neither sweat nor milk are waste.

I didn't say that either sweat or milk were waste products; I was making an informative statement.

I also didn't say that I don't like mammary glands - just in case you're going to get your pantaloons in a twist about that.

I know...so was I...

Just putting my 2 bits in since the major concern with butts is the whole "poop" thing.

[Nachalnik]

i was wondering why my feet are always so dirty even though i wash them whenever i can and then i realised it's the floors

i've only walked from the bathroom to my bedroom in my bare feet and they are covered in so much dust and pieces of carpet already it's ridiculous

[Riku]

Does anyone in your house vacuum the floors?

[Nachalnik]

not really

i hover my room sometimes but nobody really hovers anywhere else in the house unless somebody is coming over

to be honest i think the problem is with the carpeted floors which are only on the stairs and upstairs lobby

they've been there for over 20 years so i think it's going to take more than hovering them to clean them

[SaintCrazy]

Oh goodness gas everywhere

How dare I try to eat dairy products

[Reyo]

not really

i hover my room sometimes but nobody really hovers anywhere else in the house unless somebody is coming over

to be honest i think the problem is with the carpeted floors which are only on the stairs and upstairs lobby

they've been there for over 20 years so i think it's going to take more than hovering them to clean them

My American brain misread your entire comment...

...but it only made it more awesome so I guess it's OK.

[Riku]

not really

i hover my room sometimes but nobody really hovers anywhere else in the house unless somebody is coming over

to be honest i think the problem is with the carpeted floors which are only on the stairs and upstairs lobby

they've been there for over 20 years so i think it's going to take more than hovering them to clean them

Yep. Thaaaat'll do it.

[Gryewolf]

Augh I feel like I need to drop the kids off at the pool but there's nobody in the car.
The worst feeling ever.

[Fauche]

not really

i hover my room sometimes but nobody really hovers anywhere else in the house unless somebody is coming over

to be honest i think the problem is with the carpeted floors which are only on the stairs and upstairs lobby

they've been there for over 20 years so i think it's going to take more than hovering them to clean them

My American brain misread your entire comment...

...but it only made it more awesome so I guess it's OK.

Hovering around the house certainly would keep feet from getting dirty, though.

[TheStranger]

not really

i hover my room sometimes but nobody really hovers anywhere else in the house unless somebody is coming over

to be honest i think the problem is with the carpeted floors which are only on the stairs and upstairs lobby

they've been there for over 20 years so i think it's going to take more than hovering them to clean them

My American brain misread your entire comment...

...but it only made it more awesome so I guess it's OK.

Hovering around the house certainly would keep feet from getting dirty, though.

BOO!

[Tammerath]

Somebody built the Hoover Dam in my sinuses

It's in my ears aughhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Tetrunes]

Public works jumpstart the economy.

Now your body will have the energy and fiscal ability to fight a war.

[Trixi]

Period why have you been going on for 2 weeks. Seriously. I thought we were over this stupidity. (Trying to see a doctor this week, for that and my throat, but I'm not technically registered at this Dr's office)