TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)

[shazza]

people in mardi gras parades will only give you sumthin if you show them sumthin

if you know what i mean

[Gryewolf]

I don't think you get beads for man boobies though.

[TheStranger]

Depends on the area of New Orleans youre in

[Reyo]

You can always show them your nice, firm pecs.

[Nachalnik]

i finally got to see Brock from Pokémon's butt

u//v//u

[Reyo]

No offense, but that sounds like an odd thing to have not seen, and then swoon over having seen for the first time.

Does he have the world's most immaculate butt, or are you specially fond of butts?

[TheStranger]

Wait, you havent actually seen eachother naked yet?

[Nachalnik]

Wait, you havent actually seen eachother naked yet?

no, it's a long distance relationship.

[TheStranger]

I dont see how that would stop you

[Nachalnik]

we're shy

[Shad]

Getting into a relationship doesn't mean you want to get naked with your partner as soon as possible for everyone

[Nachalnik]

Does he have the world's most immaculate butt, or are you specially fond of butts?

he has an a + butt

and i just really like butts anyway

[Reyo]

Getting into a relationship doesn't mean you want to get naked with your partner as soon as possible for everyone

For everyone, no, and while I'm highly against the stereotype that sex is what makes a relationship, it is definitely a social norm.

Does he have the world's most immaculate butt, or are you specially fond of butts?

he has an a + butt

and i just really like butts anyway

It's not bad to like asses. Some peeps got some dynamite butts.

They be like POW!

[TheStranger]

Getting into a relationship doesn't mean you want to get naked with your partner as soon as possible for everyone

I know, but speaking for myself, mutual nudity was pretty high priority in my relationships, and those started as long distance.

[Lotharu]

and i just really like butts anyway

I'm pretty sure this is a requirement for joining this forum.