TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)

[Reyo]

It does make me pop flyin' that I only really have one female friend where I have to deal with period shenanigans.

[Riku]

Really, besides the general "bluh, I don't feel good" that accompanies the menstruation itself, I've found that most women play up the whole PMS thing. Either that, or the men talking about them do. PMS in most cases just changes your mood so that you're more likely to get frustrated, not psychotic.

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Pffftthaahhaha, the alpha mother.

How does period syncing work, anyway?

[Madican]

Pheremones and hormones. Humans pick up on a lot more than the conscious mind can tell.

[Silver_Wolf]

I just get a bit grumpy during my period. It's mainly the cramps.
No, I get really mad right before my period. Or I get apathetic. Depends.

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"WELP TINA'S BLEEDIN', I MIGHT AS WELL START MY RED RIVER A FLOWIN'"

[Riku]

Like what Madican said, humans give off pheromones. When females are consistently in a group with each other, their pheromones will interact with each other's hormones (kind of like how they do between partners for physical attraction). When one or more individuals gives off more pheromones or otherwise overpower the other ones, the individuals' hormones end up all kind of shifting to follow the "alpha" cycle.

(It's in no way voluntary, if you for some reason were thinking that.)

[Silver_Wolf]

My mom had the same thing happen to her in sorority in college. Don't think she was the 'alpha' though.

[TheStranger]

I think you have to bare knuckle box until one person rises as the dominant first

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(It's in no way voluntary, if you for some reason were thinking that.)

Haha, I wasn't. It was just a joke.

[Madican]

Parents are getting home from New Orleans in half an hour. My mom already told me she got beads during Mardi Gras.

Think about what part of that makes it TMI.

[luroberto]

THEY WERE IN HER BUT.
NO WAIT.
SHE FLASHED SOMEONE.
NO WAIT.
BOTH.

[Silver_Wolf]

Parents are getting home from New Orleans in half an hour. My mom already told me she got beads during Mardi Gras.

Think about what part of that makes it TMI.

It's not Mardi Gras, unless they are already setting up which is very possible. So anal beads?

[Exeres]

That just makes it more disturbing.

[SaintCrazy]

It's New Orleans. Mardi Gras is all the time.