AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I don't use my jizzy jazz hands to open the doors. I don't need to open any doors. There is always a sink ready to be turned on with an elbow.

Well, it's about 2 weeks late but my period finally got here. Joy.

Blisters on your fingers are the worst thing.

I remember when I got a blister on my foot.
It was horrible.

Silver_Wolf wrote:Well, it's about 2 weeks late but my period finally got here. Joy.

I'm still waiting on mine, about a week and a couple days late.

I think a week or two just sort of vanished out of this month into some space-time void or something.

SaintCrazy wrote:

Silver_Wolf wrote:Well, it's about 2 weeks late but my period finally got here. Joy.

I'm still waiting on mine, about a week and a couple days late.

I think a week or two just sort of vanished out of this month into some space-time void or something.

Maybe that's why mine is lasting so long. The last week turned into voidness.

Once got two identical blisters on the heels of my feet from wearing shoes that were WAY too small for me, only one of them broke. It sucked booty for a good 3 weeks...

...though I now have complete confidence that you should never break a blister if you want it heal with less complication.

I once got infected boils on both of my arms from sitting in a hot tub while being bitten by ants. My arms must have gone numb or something, because I never felt the bites, but my arms looked they had the biblical plague of boils.

AUGH I HATE BELLY BUTTONS WHY ARE THEY SO NASTY AUUGUGGHGHGHH

I hate it when ANYTHING touches mine, so cleaning it is like a nightmare to me. It gets all nasty inside (as I don't clean it as often as I should because I hate it), and then I have to scrub it out with a Q-tip or tissue or something and bleurrururhghghh IT'S BEEN LIKE AN HOUR AND MY BELLY BUTTON IS STILL TINGLY AND UNCOMFORTABLE AND MAKING ME SQUIRM.



Despite all this, I think belly button rings are really sexy.
Additionally, I think an outie belly button can seriously damage a sexy lady's appeal. I mean have you SEEN anything more blerhghhleh

Trixi wrote:

SaintCrazy wrote:

Silver_Wolf wrote:Well, it's about 2 weeks late but my period finally got here. Joy.

I'm still waiting on mine, about a week and a couple days late.

I think a week or two just sort of vanished out of this month into some space-time void or something.

Maybe that's why mine is lasting so long. The last week turned into voidness.

Delayed periods for all. Worst thing is I'm pretty much out of pads and it is cold as hell outside. I don't have a car to get to a store mind you.

I might have eczema.

I need to find out how much a visit to a dermatologist would cost.

So, apparently, when my mom was in the army and had to share a tent with several other ladies, they all synced their periods. The worst part is my mom was apparently the "alpha", meaning they all synced to her.

Thanks mom, that's exactly the information I was waiting for to make today complete...

Reyo wrote:So, apparently, when my mom was in the army and had to share a tent with several other ladies, they all synced their periods. The worst part is my mom was apparently the "alpha", meaning they all synced to her.

Thanks mom, that's exactly the information I was waiting for to make today complete...

Makes me glad my genitalia isnt as high mainetance.

haha. Actually, you should take this as a warning. If you ever have a wife and daughter(s), they will most likely end up all being unhappy at the same time.

Tell me about it >> Ive only had one girlfriend, but jeez. Low risk of me having daughters though, since my dislike of kids combined with a decision not to recreate due to various genetic flaws that would get passed down means I hopefully dont have any daughters to deal with.