AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Like the aftermath isn't a mess already.

luroberto wrote:Like the aftermath isn't a mess already.

Socks make clean-up a cinch

Tammerath wrote:

luroberto wrote:Like the aftermath isn't a mess already.

Socks make clean-up a cinch

a tissue cocoon means you don't waste socks

Operation Awesome wrote:

Tammerath wrote:

luroberto wrote:Like the aftermath isn't a mess already.

Socks make clean-up a cinch

a tissue cocoon means you don't waste socks

I just get it all in my hands and then WASH THEM THOROUGHLY.

So you get it in your hands and then proceed to touch the doorknob, faucet, and maybe a few other things in between?

I'm not saying anything but there's the ancient art of elbow-fu.

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Also this isn't me fyi

I don't even have any porn saved anywhere. I have a couple of things/fanart/doujins with naked ladies but you can't see anything. Come to think of it, I've never watched porn. Huh.

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Also this isn't me fyi

OKAY SO I THINK PARASITES ARE COOL BECAUSE I'M WEIRD BUT JESUS H CHRIST OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER

Syobon wrote:I'm not saying anything but there's the ancient art of elbow-fu.

Yeah pretty much. And there's usually only one knob involved with the whole process.

Technically two.

Dohohohoho.

I meant my dick was the only knob involved, but its nice to know we are both on the same page when it comes to knobs.

You're the worst person.

I like it.

Remind me never to touch any of your doors.