TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)

[hotb]

I copy everything to VHS tapes

[Operation Awesome]

I just have a word file labeled as one one of my old high school essays, no one gives a shit about them.

But I just put links to good porns I have found in it

That seems like a lot of trouble to go trough unless you use a shared computer.

But what if you die and someone gets on your computer to look for memories? And then discovers all your fetishes.

List of fetishes evident from my porn: I like naked dudes.

[Shad]

that's not very hetero of you

[Gryewolf]

I think I only have one naughty photo actually saved on my computer, it was a really nice butt.

[luroberto]

I used to have a shit load of naked guys saved on my computer for like, 5 minutes.
Then I realized that my parents use(d) this computer.

[Gryewolf]

Why not just label it "Sexy hardcore fetish porn" and leave it at that.
I doubt your parents would click on it if they found it.

[Dr. Glocktor]

I have a 'fap fodder' folder under my pictures library

Because I'm just that sneaky

[Operation Awesome]

Sneakiness.

[Gryewolf]

Wow what a gay pirate.
Nintendo will sew your booty shut.

[Gryewolf]

Hole patrol, how do you even think of these things.

[Kamak]

then I gotta track the lotion

hahahahahhaha

then I gotta make sure I'm alone

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Why am I quoted???

I am not Reyo.

[luroberto]

Sneakiness.

That is an awesome collection.

[Reyo]

I have no fap folder. I frequent a website (that's not this one) that as it's own members only section dedicated to the users uploading their own naughty pictures. It lessens the risk of letting someone use my computer and them finding out I look at naughty pictures. Plus, you get more variety, y'know? That's never a bad thing.

Also I has a confuz. How are my antics with hunting my lotion bottle humorous?

[luroberto]

I never understood the whole lotion thing.
Why do people need to use it?

[Gryewolf]

I hear it makes it better but it just makes a mess.