AWKWARD ZOMBIE

My stomach is on a fault line and my anus is a volcano.

Nothing is fun anymore.

luroberto wrote:

Crisp wrote:LURO I CAN NEVER LOOK AT YOU THE SAME WAY AGAIN AUUUGH

Havnt fapped in a week. ugh ugh ugh

Dude, you fap, I fap, everyone faps.

Women don't fap. They flap.

Flpflpflpflpflpflpflpflpflpflp

Reyo wrote:Something tells me you wouldn't even need to second part. There'd be pants flying at you from every direction.

How do you think I go pants shopping?

And sometimes I do it for the underwear.

Kamak wrote:

Reyo wrote:Something tells me you wouldn't even need to second part. There'd be pants flying at you from every direction.

How do you think I go pants shopping?

And sometimes I do it for the underwear.

It's how I did get my favorite pair
PANK and full of lace

Exeres wrote:Just to see how long I can go. I realized recently that I have very rarely ever felt an "urge" to fap. Most of the time it's either been a matter of boredom or oppurtunity. Now when I get bored I just read my Kindle. So far there has been no problem at all.

That said, it has only been two-plus weeks.

It's always been a matter of it being way too inconvenient. First I gotta find the right porn, then I gotta track the lotion, then I gotta make sure I'm alone, then I gotta get it up, etc. And of course during feels like I'm running a marathon, and I get impatient waiting to finish, which ends in me getting bored which just leads to me thinking of shit I could be doing to not be bored. It's just...beh.

Reyo wrote:It's always been a matter of it being way too inconvenient. First I gotta find the right porn, then I gotta track the lotion, then I gotta make sure I'm alone, then I gotta get it up, etc. And of course during feels like I'm running a marathon, and I get impatient waiting to finish, which ends in me getting bored which just leads to me thinking of shit I could be doing to not be bored. It's just...beh.

doin' too much

if i don't eat often during the day i get dizzy

this never used to happen before

it's just a huge pain because i'm trying to lose weight and it's fucking impossible if i need to keep eating

The right way to lose weight is to eat healthy and exercise, not to stop eating.

i can't even tell my parents this is happening because the times i have tried it's always "oh you're such a drama queen! you're not 5 years old!"

i'm actually seriously worried i might have diabetes but if my parents make fun of me when i say i feel faint god knows what they'll do when i say that

Hey Nachalnik, this is probably a stupid question, but do you get any input on what food gets brought home from the grocer?

if is not too heavy you still could. plus it's just blood. it would wash away if you did decide to, Nacha.

Kamak wrote:then I gotta track the lotion

hahahahahhaha

Kamak wrote:then I gotta make sure I'm alone

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Yeah, you guys are over thinking it. If I know I'm alone in a room and I'm feeling it, I just whip it out and start going at it with my favourite sites in my memory, and I have quick enough reflexes to jam the thing in if someone is walking by.

I have a whole bookmarks folder titled "Oh, Just Nothing".

It is SERIOUSLY easy to find porn, goddamn. That is bodaciously the simplest part of the process.

The windows I use has a convenient button on the bottom right part of the screen that minimizes all windows, so that's handy.