TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)

[Komodoensis]

My stomach is on a fault line and my anus is a volcano.

Nothing is fun anymore.

[Fauche]

LURO I CAN NEVER LOOK AT YOU THE SAME WAY AGAIN AUUUGH

Havnt fapped in a week. ugh ugh ugh

Dude, you fap, I fap, everyone faps.

Women don't fap. They flap.

Flpflpflpflpflpflpflpflpflpflp

[Kamak]

Something tells me you wouldn't even need to second part. There'd be pants flying at you from every direction.

How do you think I go pants shopping?

And sometimes I do it for the underwear.

[Reyo]

Something tells me you wouldn't even need to second part. There'd be pants flying at you from every direction.

How do you think I go pants shopping?

And sometimes I do it for the underwear.

It's how I did get my favorite pair
PANK and full of lace

Just to see how long I can go. I realized recently that I have very rarely ever felt an "urge" to fap. Most of the time it's either been a matter of boredom or oppurtunity. Now when I get bored I just read my Kindle. So far there has been no problem at all.

That said, it has only been two-plus weeks.

It's always been a matter of it being way too inconvenient. First I gotta find the right porn, then I gotta track the lotion, then I gotta make sure I'm alone, then I gotta get it up, etc. And of course during feels like I'm running a marathon, and I get impatient waiting to finish, which ends in me getting bored which just leads to me thinking of shit I could be doing to not be bored. It's just...beh.

[Galaxy Man]

It's always been a matter of it being way too inconvenient. First I gotta find the right porn, then I gotta track the lotion, then I gotta make sure I'm alone, then I gotta get it up, etc. And of course during feels like I'm running a marathon, and I get impatient waiting to finish, which ends in me getting bored which just leads to me thinking of shit I could be doing to not be bored. It's just...beh.

doin' too much

[Nachalnik]

if i don't eat often during the day i get dizzy

this never used to happen before

it's just a huge pain because i'm trying to lose weight and it's fucking impossible if i need to keep eating

[Shad]

The right way to lose weight is to eat healthy and exercise, not to stop eating.

[Nachalnik]

i can't even tell my parents this is happening because the times i have tried it's always "oh you're such a drama queen! you're not 5 years old!"

i'm actually seriously worried i might have diabetes but if my parents make fun of me when i say i feel faint god knows what they'll do when i say that

[Riku]

Hey Nachalnik, this is probably a stupid question, but do you get any input on what food gets brought home from the grocer?

[Nachalnik]

i was hoping to shave today but i got my period and now it's going to have to wait another week

[Sollix]

if is not too heavy you still could. plus it's just blood. it would wash away if you did decide to, Nacha.

[Operation Awesome]

then I gotta track the lotion

hahahahahhaha

then I gotta make sure I'm alone

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[luroberto]

Yeah, you guys are over thinking it. If I know I'm alone in a room and I'm feeling it, I just whip it out and start going at it with my favourite sites in my memory, and I have quick enough reflexes to jam the thing in if someone is walking by.

[Operation Awesome]

I have a whole bookmarks folder titled "Oh, Just Nothing".

It is SERIOUSLY easy to find porn, goddamn. That is bodaciously the simplest part of the process.

[Gryewolf]

The windows I use has a convenient button on the bottom right part of the screen that minimizes all windows, so that's handy.