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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:11 pm
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Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:11 am
Bathroom stalls.
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:16 am
So i fapped before i went out to shovel, and i think the cum is frozen to my leg.
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:19 am
Tissues exist, dude
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:20 am
How cold is it there? Jesus.
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:57 am
Well, it's like -10, and It was clean.
It was just one of those late-orgasm drips.
It was just one of those late-orgasm drips.
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 2:13 am
LURO I CAN NEVER LOOK AT YOU THE SAME WAY AGAIN AUUUGH
Havnt fapped in a week. ugh ugh ugh
Havnt fapped in a week. ugh ugh ugh
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 2:29 am
How does one get worse at edging over time?
What is the logic here?
What is the logic here?
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 3:22 am
Dude, you fap, I fap, everyone faps.Crisp wrote:LURO I CAN NEVER LOOK AT YOU THE SAME WAY AGAIN AUUUGH
Havnt fapped in a week. ugh ugh ugh
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 3:24 am
I haven't for the last half month.
NO FAP 2013, GOING STRONG.
NO FAP 2013, GOING STRONG.
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 3:50 am
Oh, the last bit of soldiers that barely make it out?luroberto wrote:Well, it's like -10, and It was clean.
It was just one of those late-orgasm drips.
Evolution can be a bitch sometimes, those fuckers never even get a chance...
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 4:06 am
I swear to God my grandparents' toilets are small as hell
I feel like I'm going to break them if I decide to take a dump
I feel like I'm going to break them if I decide to take a dump
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 4:35 am
Out of curiosity what's your reason for this endeavor?Exeres wrote:I haven't for the last half month.
NO FAP 2013, GOING STRONG.
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 4:36 am
Truly, a god among men.Exeres wrote:I haven't for the last half month.
NO FAP 2013, GOING STRONG.
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 4:55 am
Just to see how long I can go. I realized recently that I have very rarely ever felt an "urge" to fap. Most of the time it's either been a matter of boredom or oppurtunity. Now when I get bored I just read my Kindle. So far there has been no problem at all.
That said, it has only been two-plus weeks.
That said, it has only been two-plus weeks.