AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Just had sex for the first time in a month. Sweet relief.

I need to find a better thing to do with my time than masturbate constantly.

Four times today.

I DERIVE NO PLEASURE FROM THIS

Guys, is it weird that I don't spank the naughty monkey as often as society and the internet says I should?

And when I say "as often" I mean I never do it at all...like ever.

i can't get a fucking doctor's appointment for ages because they changed the way you get one now

now you have to call up saying what you're wanting and you'll get a phone call back after a few days and if the doctor wants to see you he'll tell you to come in after a few days

haha

fuck off

God, Nacha. I hope your day gets better.

i'm only so mad about it because my mom got all smug about it for some reason

like it's my fault i won't be home to answer any phone calls during the day

Eat some chocolate. Or whatever your favorite comfort food is. It'll calm you down. Id share my Oreos, if I could pop them thru the computer to you.

ha

i'm going to buy a doughnut before college starts like i always do

So I'm not sure if I have a yeast infection or if its actually nothing. The symptoms aren't that bad, they could feasibly be caused by just dryness and my normal cycle. The internet says a mild one might go away on its own, so I'm gonna wait a few days and see how it turns out. My period should be here soon anyway, maybe that'll change things.

Meanwhile I'm gonna eat some yogurt, because good bacteria or something might help.

casually sits around naked after a shower

also i started my period; i'm just thankful i'm not super fucking horny anymore

i can't touch/press/rub/scratch any part of my face without being in horrible pain because of my zits

Nachalnik wrote:i keep managing to get piss all over my butt when i pee. it's really gross when you miss a spot and you stand up...

Probably because I'm a guy, but I don't even understand the physics of how this is possible

smooth shaved legs(among other things) feel amazing.

My stomach is making very loud gurgling noises.

I am neither hungry nor sick to my stomach.

I dunno man