AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Another plus is that it basically acts like a sleeve during sex, and keeps the head of the dick more sensitive. The sleeve bit is helpful because the skin doesn't move around as much as the dick itself, which creates a massage kinda feeling.

foreskin does not have many downsides, the only one is you have to wash a little bit more, but if you're not scrubbing your dick anyways no matter what you really do not know how to take care of the little guy

So, I started wearing my glasses this week, and there is a story I must tell.

I had to poop, so I did. It was my first poop wearing my glasses.

This poop, was so intense I felt the need to take off my glasses.
It was one of those poops where you think you may shit out all your organs, but it's just like a cucumber sized poop.

luroberto wrote:It was one of those poops where you think you may shit out all your organs, but it's just like a cucumber sized poop.

Also, as an almost-constant glasses wearer, I've never had such a poop.
Clearly you have not progressed to the stage where your glasses are fused to your head.

I demand the gif of him stroking the cucumber.

... I need it... for purely scientific purposes.

Tuxedo Mask found out my biggest tmi secret today and he took it so well i'm actually concerned

but also relieved

did you know toenails change colour when they're cold I didn't but now I do

Are you sure you didn't just paint them

The coldest any part of me has ever been was a few days ago when it was 35 degrees F out, drizzling rain, and I had to bike a mile across campus.

I never thought my thumbs would thaw out.

God daisies it my sister won't stop yelling at my dog and I'm trying to masturbate.
This is really hard.
I wish my dick was that hard.

Why am I so itchy down there.

No, I don't mean like ALL the way down there, just where I've trimmed/shaved. It was fine yesterday.

the chemist decided not to stock my special shampoo for some reason so now i have to cut/scrape all this fungus off from my scalp before i have to go to college

i think i'm actually bleeding but i can't fucking go out like this so whatever

edit: false alarm it's not blood it's just the ooze that comes out of these crusty bits when they crack open

You might have Psoriasis or relly bad Eczema.

Have you tried getting a steriod cream from your doctor?

i asked my mom to make a appointment for me so hopefully everything will get sorted out

Crisp wrote:You might have Psoriasis or relly bad Eczema.

Have you tried getting a steriod cream from your doctor?

Psoriasis doesn't have ooze or anything. All it really is just your immune system attacking your body like crazy and overstimulating skin creation. Almost like dandruff all over your body. That, and your skin is weak and you bleed easily if you scratch. Eczema is a VERY very mild form of psoriasis.