TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)

[Gryewolf]

Well guys will maybe have to add me to the ohbitchyouairy thread since my ear is going to explode in my sleep and I'll bleed out and die.
Goodnight guys.

[Reyo]

Can I have yo' CD playuh?

[Silver_Wolf]

Can I have your dick size?

But seriously if it gets any worse, go see a doctor, man.

[Nachalnik]

i finally found a non-padded bra with a under wire but the material is so thin i don't think i want to wear it....

god maybe the bra i've been wearing all this time was padded and i had no idea

edit: no i can't wear this ever it's see-through

[corsica]

keep getting horrid amounts of pain in some place in my body

it was my stomach yesterday, now it's my arm aughhhhgf

[Nachalnik]

i don't feel like anyone at the hospital is taking my jaw problems seriously

my jaw moves and jerks around involuntary, i can't eat some days, i can't yawn without being in extreme pain, i can't brush my teeth properly or do anything normally anymore and all i get told to do at the hospital is "make sure your teeth aren't touching one another~~"

and when i get mad about it they're just like "well, what would you rather want surgery or something?"

yes i would rather have the fucking surgery and have my jaw wired shut for 6 months than continue living like this

i do not live in a 3rd world country i am a legal adult i don't see why i have to fight tooth and nail to get surgery i need in order to live normally

i cannot keep living like this

just goddamnit

[corsica]

have you gone to the emergency room? sometimes they can be more helpful than an appointment

[Nachalnik]

i don't think there's anything i can do

everything just feels really hopeless and horrible

even my mom won't take me seriously about this

[Riku]

I know that it's likely that you'd get in trouble if she found out, Nachalnik, but is there any way for you to get to a doctor without her being there? If you get a more honest evaluation that way, you can probably have a doctor talk your mother into letting you get the medical help you need.

I know that you've mentioned having to take the bus everywhere, but I don't know how reliable the transit systems are where you live.

[YCobb]

Well I feel less terrible but I've still got diarrhea.

At least it's improving.

[Dr. Glocktor]

Mom strolled in, barely shoved my dick back into my pants in time

My balls hurt

[Tammerath]

I've recently been asking for slimmer cuts of jeans

It's getting a bit hard to hide untimely stiffies

[luroberto]

Holy shit my armpits are stanky as all fuck right now and I am actually loving ittttttt

[Dedivax]

I think all those days of not enough pooping caught up with me, since this morning I spent ten minutes on the school toilet, and first thing I did when I sit down was shit with enough force to drench my balls with toilet water and poop.
At least she didn't check the homework I didn't do.

[Exeres]

Need to bust a grumpy and my brother's in the shower.