TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)

[Gryewolf]

Holy shit my stomach hurts so much.
Atomic poots ahoy.

[Tales]

Are they like booty shorts?

i'm not quite sure what they are? http://store.americanapparel.net/produc ... ctId=tr404 there is the link (i got them in grey)
it says PE shorts but they're too short for PE shorts so right now I'm just using them as underwear (they are very comfy) although it doesn't have the buttons on the front so if anyone saw it might look a bit weird, haha.

[Nachalnik]

i ate too much again

when will i learn

[Tammerath]

I just took my third dump today

My metabolism is in freakin' overdrive

[[Citation Needed]]

The average male will ejaculate 7,200 times in their life.

Psh, that is so weak.

[Gryewolf]

What a bunch of fucking light weights.

[[Citation Needed]]

Maybe they forgot a zero. Or a bunch of zeroes. That seems more accurate.

[Mete]

Real men prove their worth by beating all averages.

[Reyo]

Real men prove their worth by beating all averages.

Through their dick if possible.

[Exeres]

Real men prove their worth by beating all averages.

beating

[Omnithea]

Mete beating

[Mete]

Meat beating, as Grye would say

[Gryewolf]

Meat beat me to it.
Not surprising because he's pretty quick.

[Mete]

You would know.

[Gryewolf]

Of course.
You can barely contain yourself around my pork.