TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)

[Sollix]

ive went to bed with all my clothes on and woken up in my underwear.
.---. I still have yet to figure that out

[Reyo]

Got the house for the weekend.

NAKEY TIME!

[Tammerath]

booty shorts are the greatest invention

As a guy, I agree

[Dr. Hienz]

i haven't had sex in like a year in a half and it's really balls and i probably won't be able to have sex for like another year

really awful i just want some hot dickins is that so much to ask for

Sorry, but I check this thread only every so often. I haven't had any physical contact with the opposite sex for nearly 7 years. Not by choice, but because I don't look like Brad Pit or some anorexic sack of shit. I get laughed at, FUCKING LAUGHED AT, if I try to approach 90% of the women I attempt to start a conversation with. Usually it's "Hahahah....No, go away." Or they just stare at me like I'm a fucking shaved gorilla that escaped from research facility. I'm 6'8, wavering on 400 pounds, and got a considerable limp cause of a birth defect. So yeah, feel lucky it only might be a year for you. I'll be lucky if I can find a woman who won't look at me like I'm a fucking freak for another decade. Sorry, I needed to vent a little, but jeez. Just be pop flyin' you can talk to the opposite sex without being automatically disqualified for fucking living.

[Sollix]

Bacon likes guys.

Just sayin'

[Dr. Hienz]

Bacon likes guys.

Just sayin'

-.- my point is still valid, crisp. No matter what kind of intimacy you prefer, just be fucking lucky you don't have to wait as long as I do. I'll probably be 40 before someone actually gives me another chance v.v.

[Nachalnik]

i don't like where this is going

[Sollix]

aaand thats why im not gonna reply.

TMI stuff
smetimes i wear socks for more than a day

[Tammerath]

There is a "things that piss you off" thread, Heinz. I'm not saying that your situation doesn't suck, but there's no need to take it out on someone who doesn't deserve it

EDIT: In other news, I've got gas

[SaintCrazy]

I had a nerd moment today reading about my shiny new birth control pills.

I had no idea how they actually work. the pill has different amounts of hormones in it for each week that you take it, and the 4th week or each month has no hormones in it at all, just placeholder sugar pills so you still remember to take them each day for the rest of the month. I haven't started yet since you start when your period shows up. It's kinda like I'm resetting the clock on my cycle so that the hormones work the way they're supposed to. I dunno, I think it's wicked cool.

Basically the pill is made of science and dark magic.

Edit: oh and I also got to read about the antibiotics I got today. I dunno why but reading the drug information is fascinating to me, something about being a biology student.

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Basically the pill is made of dark magic.

Medicine in a nutshell.


Got a new haircut. A real haircut. From a real salon lady with skills. It can be styled a bit with gel if I feel like it. This gives me confidence.

Now I just need to cut my other hair myself and I'll be all set.

[Dr. Glocktor]

The next day CN wouldn't stop crying about how he sheared his dick off

[Gryewolf]

You should stuff it and mount it on your wall to honor it's memory.

[Tammerath]

You should stuff it and mount it on your wall to honor it's memory.

Or string it and wear it around his neck as a trophy

This is really getting weird

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Guys I've cut my pubes before it's not like I'm going in there with gardening shears I'M NOT ITALIAN like some people.