AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I just snarted.

Is that some kind of homestuck disease?

Sneeze + fart. I heard it from 30 Rock, I don't know if it was a thing before that.

I'm sure it's been a thing since man has been both able to conceive words for things and do embarrassing things with the physical body, though I'm guessing still less so than the ever popular "shart".

That's called vaginal discharge. It's normal.

why is being a girl so awful

I think the trade off basically boils down to girls having to deal with fluids, and guys having to deal with testicles and over-thinking their dick size.

One is physical and the other is also physical but mental also.

Also: erections at times when it would be better not to have an erection.

Lolita wrote:why is being a girl so awful

Well it's a way for you to make sure yo' vajayjay's doin' good, since examining yourself without professional medical equipment (i.e. what a gyno uses) is difficult if you want to be thorough. Any oddities in color, consistency, smell, etc could be cause for concern (or result from a heavy change in your diet).

I had my first wet dream in years.

I had a dream about 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' a few weeks back.

No amount of scrubbing can ever make me feel clean ever again.


I'm never watching that show ever again.

Did it involve stakes and impaling?

Something like that.

Fun fun fun