AWKWARD ZOMBIE

It's because that pussy is

behind bars.

Hahahaha. You're terrible.

All I have are white panties. I have some PANK bras, cause that's what came in that pack of three. And when I turn them inside out, like how I wear all my bras, they are white.

Thank you, Yahoo. I never asked to learn what a person with no fat or muscle tissue would look like, but you felt like showing me anyway.

So you saw a picture of a top model?

Mete wrote:So you saw a picture of a top model?

ZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Worse. Serious medical condition worse.

FUCK BEING SICK

I CAN'T STOP POOPING

The Big Cheese wrote:FUCK BEING SICK

I CAN'T STOP POOPING

It's a poop jailbreak

Well I accidentally told my friends one of my little fantasies rather than Tuxedo Mask. This conversation couldn't get much more awkward. Alt-tabbing when you're having discussions like that is not a helpful thing to do.

I do find it kinda funny that I've somehow managed to out-weird the 'insanely perverted' girl though. I'm guessing she's mostly show, because it was just talking about a collar that made her awk out of the convo. (yes it got worse than that, no, I won't get into it here.)

Trixi wrote:Well I accidentally told my friends one of my little fantasies rather than Tuxedo Mask. This conversation couldn't get much more awkward. Alt-tabbing when you're having discussions like that is not a helpful thing to do.

I do find it kinda funny that I've somehow managed to out-weird the 'insanely perverted' girl though. I'm guessing she's mostly show, because it was just talking about a collar that made her awk out of the convo. (yes it got worse than that, no, I won't get into it here.)

Something that's TMI for the TMI thread?

THE HORROR

Might not be as bad as I'm making out but I'm iffy on whether it should be posted or not because rules, so better not to.

Also, I got caught having fun over skype with the boyfriend... by his mum. Who I've yet to actually speak to. He's good at stopping/damage control when caught but I'm really really bad at it. She might have heard something she wasn't meant to. She's probably judging me horribly.

Trixi wrote:Might not be as bad as I'm making out but I'm iffy on whether it should be posted or not because rules, so better not to.

Also, I got caught having fun over skype with the boyfriend... by his mum. Who I've yet to actually speak to. He's good at stopping/damage control when caught but I'm really really bad at it. She might have heard something she wasn't meant to. She's probably judging me horribly.

Pretend you were having a wheezing attack? Never run into that kind of situation, so you've got a dilemma on your hands

Yeah, generally speaking that kind of stuff is better left to PMs if anyone REALLY needs to know IIRC. Feel free to vaguely allude to it in spoilers though.

Alright, No Fap 2013. This is gonna be a thing.