TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)

[Kamak]

It's because that pussy is

behind bars.

[Silver_Wolf]

Hahahaha. You're terrible.

All I have are white panties. I have some PANK bras, cause that's what came in that pack of three. And when I turn them inside out, like how I wear all my bras, they are white.

[Exeres]

Thank you, Yahoo. I never asked to learn what a person with no fat or muscle tissue would look like, but you felt like showing me anyway.

[Mete]

So you saw a picture of a top model?

[Tammerath]

So you saw a picture of a top model?

ZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Exeres]

Worse. Serious medical condition worse.

[DarkSurfer]

FUCK BEING SICK

I CAN'T STOP POOPING

[Tammerath]

FUCK BEING SICK

I CAN'T STOP POOPING

It's a poop jailbreak

[Trixi]

Well I accidentally told my friends one of my little fantasies rather than Tuxedo Mask. This conversation couldn't get much more awkward. Alt-tabbing when you're having discussions like that is not a helpful thing to do.

I do find it kinda funny that I've somehow managed to out-weird the 'insanely perverted' girl though. I'm guessing she's mostly show, because it was just talking about a collar that made her awk out of the convo. (yes it got worse than that, no, I won't get into it here.)

[Tammerath]

Well I accidentally told my friends one of my little fantasies rather than Tuxedo Mask. This conversation couldn't get much more awkward. Alt-tabbing when you're having discussions like that is not a helpful thing to do.

I do find it kinda funny that I've somehow managed to out-weird the 'insanely perverted' girl though. I'm guessing she's mostly show, because it was just talking about a collar that made her awk out of the convo. (yes it got worse than that, no, I won't get into it here.)

Something that's TMI for the TMI thread?

THE HORROR

[Trixi]

Might not be as bad as I'm making out but I'm iffy on whether it should be posted or not because rules, so better not to.

Also, I got caught having fun over skype with the boyfriend... by his mum. Who I've yet to actually speak to. He's good at stopping/damage control when caught but I'm really really bad at it. She might have heard something she wasn't meant to. She's probably judging me horribly.

[Tammerath]

Might not be as bad as I'm making out but I'm iffy on whether it should be posted or not because rules, so better not to.

Also, I got caught having fun over skype with the boyfriend... by his mum. Who I've yet to actually speak to. He's good at stopping/damage control when caught but I'm really really bad at it. She might have heard something she wasn't meant to. She's probably judging me horribly.

Pretend you were having a wheezing attack? Never run into that kind of situation, so you've got a dilemma on your hands

[TheOtherMC]

Yeah, generally speaking that kind of stuff is better left to PMs if anyone REALLY needs to know IIRC. Feel free to vaguely allude to it in spoilers though.

[Exeres]

Alright, No Fap 2013. This is gonna be a thing.

[Gryewolf]