TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)

[Sollix]

We just cleaned out our refrigerator. We found solidified beef stew. That's the closest I've been to being nauseated in years.

seemed apropriate

[Tammerath]

It had one of those sickly-sweet smells that just won't get out of your nose

[Sollix]

eugh, thats pretty disgusting.

[Trixi]

I can taste the chicken-fried rice I had for dinner... and that was 2 hours ago.

I think I might have to stuff down a lot of dry toast or I'll hurl sometime soon. Generally that's the only reason I can taste stuff so long after eating. >>; Anyone know what else I can do to avoid upchucking?

[Tammerath]

I can taste the chicken-fried rice I had for dinner... and that was 2 hours ago.

I think I might have to stuff down a lot of dry toast or I'll hurl sometime soon. Generally that's the only reason I can taste stuff so long after eating. >>; Anyone know what else I can do to avoid upchucking?

I'd just let it rip, best not to keep something that's making you sick down

[Trixi]

Welp, it came up in spite of my best efforts. Half of it wasn't even anonymous mush yet. Told mum and she didn't seem to be giving a rat's arse, so I'm taking that as an incentive to stay in my room til she shouts on me. >>; Can't even sleep yet cos I have to call folk after the bells in a half hour and it's the one time I think I could pass straight out.

[Valbrandur]

4 hours into the new year and I feel like I have a spiked ball up my booty and a sudden boner.

[luroberto]

The plan is coming together.

[Tammerath]

4 hours into the new year and I feel like I have a spiked ball up my booty and a sudden boner.

Sounds like quite the situation

[Explotaro]

I still have an hour to go here in Wyoming til the new year.

on a TMI note, I got the shits from all the junk food I've eaten today

[The Nightman]

We just cleaned out our refrigerator. We found solidified beef stew. That's the closest I've been to being nauseated in years.

My baby sister lost her bottle once. We found it stuffed in the closet about a month later. The milk in it smelled like wolf pussy.

[Silver_Wolf]

How do you know what wolf pussy smells like?

Worst thing I ever found in the fridge was solid butter that looked like cheese, cause the fridge lost power and we were away.

[The Nightman]

How do you know what wolf pussy smells like?

I watched Nick Swardson's "Seriously, Who Farted?" stand up show forever ago and he tells some joke about when he gets old he wants to go to a restaurant and complain that the food tastes like wolf pussy. So now I use that as a comparison for tastes and smells and stuff.

[Ersatz]

I used to know what beaver balls smell like but fortunately I forgot.

[Explotaro]

I like when girls wear striped panties.

Idk why, but I do