AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The expression, or his hair, or both?

Scissors dude, learn how to use them responsibly.

Not revelations at all: I am extremely submissive and it is easy as shit to give me a boner.

As a person who does not own a penis, I thought it was always easy to give a guy a boner?

Meh, depends on the dude and his mood. Also, depends on what you're considering easy

Sometimes dudes just get them but otherwise it's dependent on the person and situation.

For instance, physical contact won't get me, but nudity does it basically no matter what.



as a guy who likes going to art museums, this can potentially get me

Be an attractive, naked lady near me and see your lady magic at work.

I spent like five minutes trying to make that less creepy.

naked lady magic is serious business.

I think I recall reading something that used the word vaginamancy completely seriously.

The power to control vaginas?

The Willow Witch wrote:naked lady magic is serious business.

Sigquoted for all posterity.

I wish I had the power to control vaginas.

Spellcheck says that "vaginas" isn't a word. It likes "vaginae" though, but that just sounds stupid.

Silver_Wolf wrote:The power to control vaginas?

Mancy means divination or divine from. bodaciously it would be learning information via vaginas.

apparently vaginas is technically incorrect. but no one gives a shit because vaginae sounds dumb as heck.

I can picture some college biology professor using the term.

Inb4 penii