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Well I'm not that sick anymore, but I'm still producing a good amount of nasty mucus. Blech, I hate this.
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Superior Bacon wrote:i haven't had sex in like a year in a half and it's really balls and i probably won't be able to have sex for like another year

really awful i just want some hot dickins is that so much to ask for

You and your man waiting a while to make sure you're on the same page as far as the terms of relations?

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no he's in canada and i'm going to residential soon and that's typically 10 months - a year

so i have to wait a mad long time to see him again and that's balls
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Oh
That makes sense too.
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i wish i could swing up for a weekend to visit him b/c it's only like a 2 hr flight but he works during the work and also canadian winter would kill me, i'm from california, it doesn't get cold here

i didn't even want sex until i got a boyfriend long distance relationships are awful
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my fingers on my left hand are getting stiff again

it's only happening at night as well but i wouldn't say it's cold enough to affect my arthritis so something is going on here

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WHen i get a boner, like a real stiff stiffy (ha) my skin gets so tight I can't even rub it without it really hurting. Is that normal, or do I have phimosis

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It's sure as fuck not normal, but I dunno if it's phimosis.
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Here's an interesting question.

At what point do you consider someone to have 'lost their virginity'?
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To me, virginity defines something you haven't done before, sexual activity or not. Traditional virginity, also simply known as "virginity", would be dick in vagina. But you can have a butt virginity, oral virginity, or even things like skydiving virginity or war virginity, etc. Clear communication of what you mean is important, since a lot of people have different definitions, though.

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to me a virginity is lost when you have your preferred type of intercourse for the first time. if you feel like you're not a virgin after giving/receiving oral...then you aren't. but typically (and personally for me,) dick must be in vagina or butt, or however your preferred method of lesbian sex is, to have lost your sexual virginity.



also i haven't had sex since...november? and before that like JULY idk

we really never got to have sex a lot anyway becuse of our living situations but after we got engaged we decided to not have any penetration sex (except on our anniversary in nov) to nullify the risk of pregnancy or UTI til our wedding since i'm still supposed to be a virgin and another UTI would be just as suspicious as buying a pregnancy test, to my parents.

i'm quite fine with it though. i have a pretty high sex drive but i can control it if i have to. and we still do toher things so it's not like we just have blue balls/ovaries haha
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Ever since Breanna got her puppy, we haven't had sex. With her period before that, it's been almost a month
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shazza wrote:to nullify the risk of pregnancy or UTI til our wedding since i'm still supposed to be a virgin and another UTI would be just as suspicious as buying a pregnancy test, to my parents.

Wait, what?

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Does sex randomly cause UTIs?
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shazza wrote:to me a virginity is lost when you have your preferred type of intercourse for the first time. if you feel like you're not a virgin after giving/receiving oral...then you aren't. but typically (and personally for me,) dick must be in vagina or butt, or however your preferred method of lesbian sex is, to have lost your sexual virginity.
So as soon as there's penetration, virginity is lost? Or does there have to be ejaculation of some description? Does it have to be on the part of both participants? What about people who have non-penetrative sex with one another regularly?

I feel like there's a lot of fuzz around exactly where and when virginity is lost, to the point I'm not exactly sure what it is.
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