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Superior Bacon wrote:all i want is a boyfriend with a big dick, is that so much to ask for
That's a bit shallow man, don't you think?
I'm pretty sure he doesn't mean he'd let penis size dictate whether or not he'd be with a dude.

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D-vid wrote:
Superior Bacon wrote:all i want is a boyfriend with a big dick, is that so much to ask for
That's a bit shallow man, don't you think?
I'm pretty sure he doesn't mean he'd let penis size dictate whether or not he'd be with a dude.

But we've all got desires.
He also outed his current boyfriend

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actually my current bf is 6 inches (according to him i haven't seen it yet) so it's average

i just wnat like, 7 inches, 7 inches sounds good

i dont want a weapon or anything just something a little bigger

also i wouldnt date a guy based on his dick size. i guess unless it was like 3 inches, thats really small
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I gotta ask, what exactly IS IT that women (in general) want in a penis, and why? I've heard different things like girth, length, and curve for very different reasons. If you look at science (being my only personal reference point, being a dude), it's the clitoris that's the most sensitive, and that thing is...like...right there at the surface. So technically the 3 that I always hear about shouldn't even matter, yet they do.
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If it functions properly, that's always nice. I never really thought about it, honestly. Never occurred to me to make a list of desired features since I'm not going to be sexin' up anyone except Sloth.

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man i have never seen a penis in real life as in not in a picture and no i do not count when women change their babies diapers in the bathroom and i walk by, those are babies.
so I guess not diseased, yeah, that's optimal. And clean. 'n stuff. and not resembling a gnarled tree root too badly.
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RikuKyuutu wrote:If it functions properly, that's always nice.
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If mine never did anything but let me pee then that'd be perfect. Take the wind out of the sail permanently.
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actually it's the clitoris and the entrance of the vagina that's most sensitive

though really, people have preferences for penises in the same way they have preferences for anything else. there's no "women generally want this" kind of thing
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reasonable length and width

around 5-7 inches when erect is my ideal.

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