Nachalnik wrote:i was looking for my bra today in my drawer and i couldn't find it and i was so confused for like 5 seconds until i realised i was wearing it at the time
I gotta ask, what exactly IS IT that women (in general) want in a penis, and why? I've heard different things like girth, length, and curve for very different reasons. If you look at science (being my only personal reference point, being a dude), it's the clitoris that's the most sensitive, and that thing is...like...right there at the surface. So technically the 3 that I always hear about shouldn't even matter, yet they do.
Game Angel wrote:"I have a penis but I'm not 100% sure it's a penis"
If it functions properly, that's always nice. I never really thought about it, honestly. Never occurred to me to make a list of desired features since I'm not going to be sexin' up anyone except Sloth.
man i have never seen a penis in real life as in not in a picture and no i do not count when women change their babies diapers in the bathroom and i walk by, those are babies.
so I guess not diseased, yeah, that's optimal. And clean. 'n stuff. and not resembling a gnarled tree root too badly.
(i mean not like it matters much who knows when i'll actually ever do the horizontal tango rofl)
actually it's the clitoris and the entrance of the vagina that's most sensitive
though really, people have preferences for penises in the same way they have preferences for anything else. there's no "women generally want this" kind of thing
Madican wrote:If mine never did anything but let me pee then that'd be perfect. Take the wind out of the sail permanently.
you could always get chemically castrated
[5:06:23 PM] Yeili: this is kind of cool, i've beaten a murderer in mario party.