AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Or at the very least, hold onto the pee bottle until you can properly dispose of it. Why pour it out right then? Were you expecting to use the bottle again?

There was no top to the bottle, otherwise I would've just dumped it at the next gas station. Since it was an open container, it bugged me. As for me not stopping at the side of the road, it was already nightfall and I had a time hack to make. I've done it before, and it's usually a simple procedure. I just pee in a bottle, cap it, and wait until the next town. This time was a bit complicated. It was also dark, and cold, and I was on the last stretch of road until my destination.

If it's any consolation, this has been the hardest justification to make for taking a piss.

That rash destroyed my lips. I have scabs around the corners, and it hurts to talk and eat.

Be quiet and starve.

Or get some chapstick.

I'm using this 'Aquaphor' Lip Repair stuff, and it's been working well.




Also 4500 posts yay

My lips got really chapped all of a sudden.

And I can't stop biting them.

My younger dog's breath smells like literal shit.

Which is due to the fact he recently ate some liquid shit, likely his own.

Dog: The world's most intelligent species of animal.

shaving shaving shaving shaving

oh

blood

welp

i was looking for my bra today in my drawer and i couldn't find it and i was so confused for like 5 seconds until i realised i was wearing it at the time

whoops

I have some kind of sore or lesion on my finger. My mom thinks it might be a spider bite, but I think it'll be fine.

most likely not a spider bite unless you can see two holes...at least most spiders show bitemarks.

if it swells up and splits open and spews out rotten black flesh soon you'll know for sure i guess

Luckily, if it's any sort of spider bite that can fuck you over, it'd hurt like hell as soon as you get it. So even if it is a spider bite, as long as it didn't hurt like hell when you got it (I'm assuming you just discovered it there all of a sudden), you're fine.

Terrible stomach ache and indigestion go!

It was the carrot, I know it. Carrots have always made me feel weird.

Dude, a spider bite can be really bad news. Flesh necrosis if youre really unlucky