TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)

[Sollix]

Alternativly you could thank her for caring enough to try and help you, without being quite so rude.

Also ive never noticed but chewing the flesh of an orange feels almost exactky like chewing on my cheek.
I think this will save my cheeks

[Fauche]

I think this will save my cheeks

Eheheheheh. Cheeks.

[Sollix]

Dont lie. You wanna see my buttcheeks.

Dont even lie Fauche.

[Fauche]

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Are you 18+ at least?

[D-vid]

Yes she is but I'm the only one seeing her buttcheeks muahahaha!

[Fauche]

[luroberto]

You can see my butt cheeks if you want!
They're fat and they have a scab on them though.

[Scoot]

CREAKY NO! Your Christmas surprise is ruined now!

I really do not hope that almost sex with Scoot's girlfriend is my Christmas surprise

What are you trying to say.

[Guyperson]

Have you ever spent 6 hours in pain, trying to hold back diarrhea and vomit, culminating in one final cashew-filled vomit that leaves you feeling entirely better? Because I have. It was terrible. And the worst part, my Santa hat was destroyed by vomit. It was my only Santa hat I had that wasn't itchy all the time.

[DoNotDelete]

I wonder if you're allergic to cashew nuts.

[Fooflyer]

stop being inappropriate

[Reyo]

That's actually an innocent enough question, cashews can actually be poisonous in the right situation. It's why they come pre-deshelled.

[TheStranger]

CREAKY NO! Your Christmas surprise is ruined now!

I really do not hope that almost sex with Scoot's girlfriend is my Christmas surprise

What are you trying to say.

I think he's trying to say.... Moo!

(Please dont hate me, its a 70s Show joke, I just had to do it, perfect set up)

[UnfuunyDerpasaurus]

arglsblfsfff nosebleed i hate you

why won't you stop it's been three minutes

[Fauche]

I'm beginning to realize that plain cooked eggs makes my bowels angry. Which sucks because I love fried eggs and I can make some really tasty things with 'em. WELP, looks like I'll only be having eggs when used to cook/bake other things from now on.