AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Can I get a coffee without being mauled by a bear?

I cannot promise that I won't burn your genitals off with scalding hot tea.

Herp derp what's this cafe thread all abo-

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Hello, I would like a cup of regular coffee, 1 cream 1 sugar, and a jelly donut.

[Pays (Keep the change, tip included) and goes to sit at a table over near the window.]

Hai! I think I got all the orders! Please tell me if I missed any, I want to keep our patrons super pop flyin' with kawaii smiles!



If you can't see the picture, I hope this helps.

ohayou ~!! Patron-sama! ~(^-^)~

We have some new maids working now~!! Sugoi!!!!


Please welcome our duo of Noffle-Chan the sexy seme cashier and our loli AngelicSongx (dont touch her or Noffle-chan will eat you!! > o < )


We also got our super ~UGU~ uke Sceb-kun, who is in charge of all the cookies and sparkly ~glitters~ :3

everyone welcome our new kawaii maids! UGU~ YOSH YOSH~ (^o^)

Willow you made us sooo kawaiii!! Domo arigatou gozaimasu~ <3

Oh yeah, Reyo's order reminded me of this.

Can i get a cup of green tea please?
No milk or sugar.
Oh and do you have any fruitcake?
If so I take a piece too.

YOu got it patron-sama!


*spills all over*

O-oh my goodness I am so sorry. I shall clean this up and get you a new drink!

Arigatou Patron-sama's!!

Please welcome our fluffy new Maids!



Unba-kun and Lyra-Chan!

Feel free to give these two a pet once in a while :3 They are super fluffy and soft! ^-^

Unba-Kun is in charge of the croissants and Lyra-Chan is in charge of jellys and jams and spreads! ( be carful with the nutella, she might eat it all!! XD )

Have an ugu kawaii day everyone!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111!!!one

I've lost...


Once you let two in, they will start breeding, and they will eventually take over. They will just sit around and disappointing my parents each other while the hard working normal people do all the work.

All I want is a cookie.

That, and a helicopter and $50k.

The Willow Witch wrote:

UGGUUU~~

we are so flawless




desu