Welcome to the Awkward Zombie Café!

[Chopstix]

i work in the janitor field

all you need to clean that up is some spill magic, broom and dust pan, and the loudest music you can get to distract you

have a kawaii day, mam

[Komodoensis]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

NOPE. NOT DOING IT. FUCKING, KIRA CAN DO IT. FUCKIN', BAKA. OR SOMETHING.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE A WEEABOO, FUCK.

[Chopstix]

i'll take the kawaii kream kake with some sugoi green tea on the side

make it extra sweet or there will be a price to pay baka

[electronic goat]

All I want is a cookie.

That, and a helicopter and $50k.

-spins twirls over to Electronic Goat, then bends over with one leg in the air, holding out a plate with a single cookie on it-
Here you go sir! I'm gomenasai to say that this cafe does not serve helicopters and cheddar, but you can have a sugoiurmet cookie!
-places the plate on the table, then twirls back, falling from dizziness-

Ohh~

Cookies are the best, really.

[AngelicSongx]

Finished! I have your orders, master-sama-sirs!

One complicated order for Reyo~


One special pigeon blend coffee, hold the bear for E. Goat~


And a coffee and jelly donut for the shirtless Burnt!

[Superior Bacon]

wha tthe fuckisthis

also i demand acoffie

[Superior Bacon]

i'm going to piss on your face

[Taruta]

This thread legit scares me... ;____;

I-I'll have some tea and a date square please...

[BurntToShreds]

[Takes a bite out of the doughnut and sips the coffee]

Thank you kindly.

[Game Angel]

This thread legit scares me... ;____;

I-I'll have some tea and a date square please...

Hold on! Before you order, you gotta get seated, silly! let's put you right, um...

do you like window seats?
-tail curls and starts wagging as she tilts her head to the side, holding a menu-

[Taruta]

Okay sure... *weirded out*

[[Citation Needed]]

fuck, guys, this is like being on Gaia

I thought I had left my dark past behind me

[Gryewolf]

Oh yeah, no wonder this seems so familiar and awkward.

[[Citation Needed]]

If this is in TRUE GAIA SPIRIT, it'll reach nine billion pages and everyone will start cybering.

[The Willow Witch]

Funny thing is I've never even been on gaia.

~UGU~ :3