The Dating Stories/Progress thread

[Shad]

Yeah I guess my view of dating sites isn't super accurate since all I know about them is some ask for cheddar and lelguysinfedoras.

Chimera I couldn't see what the link was about (no laptop) but don't worry about it man, we all make small mistakes sometimes. If anything if that was indeed NSFW I'm surprised neither Vax nor Lolita removed the link. No biggie.

[Vax]

Naw the pic itself was not NSFW I was referring to his gallery as a whole which I myself saw due to curiosity
Though I suppose my post was rude and insensitive so I apologize for making it in the first place

[TerraChimaera]

I dunno I just

Draw that stuff



because







hormones

[YCobb]

Yeah I guess my view of dating sites isn't super accurate since all I know about them is some ask for cheddar and lelguysinfedoras.

But Mr. The Great Handsome Oppressor, fedora-clad neckbeards are exactly the reason I want to try.

I'm just also considering the possibility of accidentally winding up takin it seriously.

[shazza]

if you find that one guy/girl (i can't remember if you're straight or not i'm sorry,) then why not

i think if i hadn't found my husband by this point in my life i'd probably join okcupid or something just to dick with people. low cut shirts and NES controllers just to see how angry people got :'D



and that somehow reminds me that i apparently was never cute enough to get hit on in public unless i was in gamestop :'D

[Reyo]

Sometimes I wish our own daying system worked like Skyrim.

Just wear a fancy amulet around and see who comments on it...

[Barabba]

... I thought that was how it worked though.

[YCobb]

if you find that one guy/girl (i can't remember if you're straight or not i'm sorry,) then why not

i think if i hadn't found my husband by this point in my life i'd probably join okcupid or something just to dick with people. low cut shirts and NES controllers just to see how angry people got :'D



and that somehow reminds me that i apparently was never cute enough to get hit on in public unless i was in gamestop :'D

Dudes or girls, I guess, but preference for girls if it's a serious relationship.

I'm so disappointed though! I can't mess with anyone cause I'm not a girl. Obnoxious gamer? Expected. Gross neckbeard? Too common. Comically overstated gender-supremacist? Waaay too common and expected.
Anything I do would be taken too seriously :[

[TheStranger]

if you find that one guy/girl (i can't remember if you're straight or not i'm sorry,) then why not

i think if i hadn't found my husband by this point in my life i'd probably join okcupid or something just to dick with people. low cut shirts and NES controllers just to see how angry people got :'D



and that somehow reminds me that i apparently was never cute enough to get hit on in public unless i was in gamestop :'D

Dudes or girls, I guess, but preference for girls if it's a serious relationship.

I'm so disappointed though! I can't mess with anyone cause I'm not a girl. Obnoxious gamer? Expected. Gross neckbeard? Too common. Comically overstated gender-supremacist? Waaay too common and expected.
Anything I do would be taken too seriously :[

And dont even think about pretending to be a girl, thats the oldest trick in the Internet book.

Maybe this is more telling about how guys act online than anything else. All the horrible roles are so common they border on self parody

[YCobb]

I considered making a side account as a girl to see neckbeards, but then I realized I'd probably seen it all from mocking posts on tumblr.

[TheStranger]

Hey, Ive been wondering, is "neckbeard" when you have beard growing down your neck, or beard long enough to obscure your neck?

[luroberto]

It's when your chin and neck mold into one glorious being, covered in stubble.

[TheStranger]

So can you be a skinny neckbeard, or do you have to have double chins for it?

[luroberto]

I think you can. I just think the general consensus for neckbeards is that they usually have a double chin.

[TheStranger]

Its a very loose term, I think we need to hold some sort of election to decide the exact parametres of the Neckbeard