The Dating Stories/Progress thread

[Riku]

Go watch Mean Girls. Now.

[Kamak]

It's practically a requirement for being gay.

[Riku]

Not to mention absurdly quotable.

[Cafall]

Oh man, shit's gettin' real in the ladies' corner.

[Vax]

I'm a 14-year-old gay male do you think I know anything about women

lol whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

[Kamak]

Vax, women are mysterious creatures to gay men.

I mean, where would I even put the penis?

[Rinoko]

Women are unsolvable conundrums to us men regardless of sexual orientation.

[Cori]

Vax, women are mysterious creatures to gay men.

I mean, where would I even put the penis?

But Kamak, you see, it should be easier! Women have an extra hole, after all. It makes it harder to miss.

[Nachalnik]

i should probably tell my parents that david is Tuxedo Mask but my mom keeps being super embarrassing about it (e.g "you'll have to go on the pill!") and also my parents are worried he's some kind of crazy maniac so there's that too

i'm just worried what will happen when i do tell them and i kind of don't really want to tell them yet but i don't want it to be like my last relationship where they didn't know i had a boyfriend until it was over

i don't know what i should do

[Riku]

wait, do you see this guy in person? I thought he was an online friend. Why would you have to go on birth control?

[Kamak]

Women have an extra hole

Since fucking when?

[Nachalnik]

wait, do you see this guy in person? I thought he was an online friend.

it's a long distance relationship and we've only been going out for over a month but i should probably still tell my parents about it sometime.

Why would you have to go on birth control?

Because my mom is embarrassing and she doesn't want me to have kids. I don't know how serious she was about that but I thought it was weird she brought that up because she said "He might only want one thing!" a second before that.

[Riku]

Sorry, I meant for those all to be connected in the same thought. I should have used better punctuation. I had meant that I thought it was a long-distance relationship (which was correct), so I was confused why your mom would still think you need birth control. It's not like the computer will get you pregnant.

[Nachalnik]

oh right! i guess she means for when he visits or something...

[Riku]

Oh. didn't think about that part. herp.