The Dating Stories/Progress thread

[TheStranger]

Starting to get that itch again. Time to start looking around for that special someone again

[Dire]

Given half the stories you tell us about your mom, that's the best idea since that one guy decided to put a loaf of bread through his new slicing machine...

I'm pretty sure the first sliced bread was cut with a knife.

[Tammerath]

I'm pretty sure the first sliced bread was cut with a rock.

[Kamak]

Given half the stories you tell us about your mom, that's the best idea since that one guy decided to put a loaf of bread through his new slicing machine...

I'm pretty sure the first sliced bread was cut with a knife.

Why would you cut sliced bread?

are you making half a sandwich?

I'm pretty sure the first sliced bread was cut with a rock.

And why would you hit it with a rock?

Savages.

[Dire]

None of you should ever become comedians.

[Kamak]

I'd kill the crowd.

The ones that survive will know their misfortune.

[Dire]

They all get T-shirts. 'I heard Kamak's joke and didn't kill myself.'

[TheStranger]

Going to comedy clubs is russian roulette anyway, the odds of getting a good guy arent high

[Reyo]

They're all just "capatalist america" jokes and references to the KGB anyway...

[creakyAccordion]

So I was working in the show last night and there's a cute girl and after the show she comes up to me and tells me that she knows me because my mom taught her piano and she leaves and this morning my mom was talking about how she knew her and told me her first name but

I'm not sure where to go from here

Remember this?

Well she ended up friending me on facebook and we've been texting each other and it's working out p. well guys c:

Okay I actually asked her out on a date and she said yes

so yay

[Kamak]

They all get T-shirts. 'I heard Kamak's joke and didn't kill myself.'

They're dead inside.

And that's what counts.

[Nachalnik]

I wish I wasn't so insecure at times

It's always triggered by the littlest things as well

[[Insert Fail]]

Your boyfriend should help you through your insecurities. Talk with him about them.

[luroberto]

God.
Damnit.

It's time. I need to just buckle down and say it to this guy.
"I like you."

Fuck this is hard. Advice?

[Vax]

It can be really hard to do that kinda thing in person. One way I've found that can make it easier is to maybe hang out with him alone for the day and do some fun stuff, and maybe try to gear a conversation later in the day towards that (Of course this works best if you're already friends with the guy)

Then there's always telling him somehow over the internet in a chat of some sort. That can be much easier for obvious reasons, but might be a little weird when transitioning to real life.