Moderator Application (PLEASE READ)

[Chopstix]

my mod application

• can do at least 10 push-ups
  got second place in a boy scout shot gun contest
  trained tap dancer
  more junk in the trunk then most

vote zack 2102

[Omnithea]

Omnithea for dom in 2012.
Less ballgags, more whips, original yet easy to pronounce safe words.

[Tall-Hatted Yanimae]

good ol' days

[DarkSurfer]

I ascended to a higher plane of existence and all I got was this lousy tshirt

dark4mod

[The Idiotic Oracle]

vote +1 Bunyip's hat

but not 4 Bunyip sry

[DarkSurfer]

Bunyips hat has erectile dysfunction


dark4mod

[Myk]

I lurk every active thread in the forum, for i will one day be bringing justice to them from the green club

[Shoolis]

[betrippin]

Name: Betrippin

Sugoi Aliases: chuck Mchugemeat, Wrath angerfist and Mitch Goldenbeef

Why you should vote for this motherfucker for moderator:

I mean just look at him:



This motherfucker has god damned butterflies on is cheek. If you don’t think butterflies aren’t the best possible thing for a moderator to have you don’t DESERVE TO LIVE


this motherfucker will do anything for a laugh, I mean look at this:







Not only is this motherfucker wearing some TOTALLY RADICAL AND SICK ROSE TINTED GLASSES but look at that god damned face he is making. If that doesn’t Just SCREAM “I’m moderator material”, I don’t know what does.




And last, just look at his handsome mug,













You can’t NOT vote for that



Betrippin 2012
Creating a better tomorrow, yesterday

[Kamak]

You'd "Be trippin'" if you vote for betrippin.

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[somepartsareme]

I know your secret betrippin. Those 3 butterflies may look cute and innocent, but it is actually

an ILLUMINATI SYMBOL. DON"T LET THEM TAKE OUR GOVERNMENT> TAKE YOUR CHEMTRAILS SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU FAT CAT

[DarkSurfer]

i will now tally the votes

[betrippin]

My opponents say things like:

"He's part of the iluminati"
"you'd "betrippin if you vote for betrippin"

But I have this to ask you my fellow forumites

Would you vote for people with avatars like these?

Kamak:


He's a pirate. he'd pillage and rape the working forumites.

and Somepartsareme:


I'm not even quite sure whats going on here

My avatar however, changes, just like the change I hope to bring to this forum.

Thank you

I am betrippin and I support this message

[somepartsareme]

My avatar changes to something new every freakin week

[Kamak]

Kamak:


He's a pirate. he'd pillage and rape the working forumites.

My opponent seems to be confusing me with some manner of viking. Would you elect someone who can't even tell the two groups apart?

A vote for me is a vote for moderate taxes and the occasional sharing of hookers and rum.