AWKWARD ZOMBIE

probably the best of possible outcomes

if i get promoted to mod i'll buy the whole forum a round of drinks

vote for me because ive been amod before so i already have the correct amount of disdain hatred and contempt for all things fun

If I become mod, I will assure all members will be banned to the Uber Tier and that certain topics will blocked from people in the Uber Tier [TMI, Funny Pictures, Pop Flyin' Thread, Pokemon etc. etc.] And be only allowed to view SCP threads.

A vote for me is a vote for more tits and dicks.

Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:


vut fur deeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

did you just trawl the pics thread for that?


it's amazing btw, thank you.

somepartsareme wrote:Paco/Tabarnaco was permabanned, and Nachalnik was banned supposedly for a week.

She was supposed to be banned for a week but Great Handsome Oppressor accidentally banned her for a month

Omnithea wrote:If you don't want the job, and instead just want the green text, maybe stick a green cellophane sheet over your computer screen.

You're a great member.

I wonder if id ever get the job, Ive been a moderator on tons of forums. But then theres all those people who scream its the apocalypse. I swear it happens to every place I go. RIght now, If i go on Mountainview, people will wonder why the sky isnt red and everyones left shoe hasnt suddenly disappeared.

Im not even that dangerous! I just wanted to see if you could breed aliens by giving people cancer! IS that such a crime!??!!? D:

If I ever become a mod I promise to never wear a shirt anymore.

Sideburns mandatory for all members

Beards optional. Pants are banned.

Mete wrote:Sideburns mandatory for all members

Pimpin'

If I were a mod

Every day would be the first day of spring

Every heart would have a new song to sing

And we'd sing of the joy every new ban would bring

Deiphobus wrote:wait. have there been any serious bans within the past two years, besides spam bots? the last people i remember were the megaman guy and the atheist girl.

Oracle and I were banned over easter


Also

Vote crispy.
And bacon.

MAYBE