AWKWARD ZOMBIE

It hates everyone it doesnt know.

it has formed no opinions other than "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Marcato wrote:So what I'm getting from this is the baby hates me and there's nothing I can do about it.

Ok well that's kind of ambivalent. People are trying to reassure you and explain the reasons and you're just being a downer.

You could at least feign appreciation. Also babies are pretty much incapable of hate. That's an acquired skill

I don't know man, I'll be walking down the street right

and there's like a couple of babies in leather jackets hanging around outside the petrol station smokin cigarettes

they all just stare at me, sometimes they laugh

Start 'em young.

Malum wrote:That's what happens when you smoke or drink while pregnant
you get a totally radical biker baby

so

why do people not?

They don't understand how good it feels to be a gangster.

Or
what if they do and The Man just doesn't want you to feel good?

Vax wrote:

Marcato wrote:So what I'm getting from this is the baby hates me and there's nothing I can do about it.

Ok well that's kind of ambivalent. People are trying to reassure you and explain the reasons and you're just being a downer.

You could at least feign appreciation. Also babies are pretty much incapable of hate. That's an acquired skill

Sorry, that was a poorly conveyed joke. I do appreciate the advice.

Try imitating the mother for years on end. If you get the breastfeeding down then I'm sure you'll fool it.

Again, I appreciate the advice, but my Man Curse prevents me from lactating.

My dad mailed out an unlocked phone he has for me to take to England, but didn't realize how soon I was leaving so it won't arrive on time.

So instead he added a European plan to my phone, which cost him $120.

Man I feel really bad, I didn't need this Internet plan or the text messages and I could have just bought a plan for my old flip phone while I was there or a fraction of the cost.

Ever since my dad had his stroke hes had a lot of destructive personality issues. Hes targeted me in taking out his tantrums on, an hes constantly making rude comments at my mom.

Another thing is that hes under some depression, which in my moms opinion is good because its better to feel something after him suffering so much. I just feel upset that I cant really do anything to help him with it, because he denies that he feels that way.

I don't know how to handle my parents with depression, I have a lot of emotional problems of my own that I tried very hard to work out on my own, as well as friends that I know I can handle. But my mom or dad suffering it? Its so much more complicated because they're a lot less willing to do things, or they do things so much it stops being therapeutic.

well I guess I'm single

But I thought you were bodaciously just about to hop a plane to see this chick?

Haven't you two been planning this whole thing for the better part of a year?