BRITISH THREAD

[Tales]

ahaha yes i remember the magic pen!

but why on earth would you mix chocolate and chips?!?!

[Spoony]

no more strange than mayonnaise on chips, jeez

[hotb]

I've never tried eating them with chips. I do eat them weirdly though. I try and chip off the sugar shell of it and then eat the chocolate.

oh wait you aren't talking about cream eggs

I pity you

but why on earth would you mix chocolate and chips?!?!

not chocolate, the cream

[Syobon]

is the magic of the magic pen that it writes a g like a 9?

[hotb]

weren't you listening? g goes all the way round, down and around.

9 just goes all the way down.

[Syobon]

Psh, details.

[Madican]

Mmm, Cadbury eggs. Only available in Easter unless you order them online.

[Bill Nye the Science Guy]

yeah cadbury's eggs are amazing

specially with chips

also, does anyone lese remember magic pencil?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8n5VAfTtt8

we learnt that you cant use look and read and magic pencil and magic e and shit because it doesnt fit with phonetics
and phonetics is the biggest pile of wank ive ever had to teach

and mayonaise on chips is FUCKING AWESOME SCREW YOU

[hotb]

magic e is a lie?????

do I even know english?

[Flicky]

I'm considering purchasing real estate in England. Is it true that I should avoid the coast due to Vikings?

[hotb]

you are never going to be further than 70 miles from the coast anyway

[Bill Nye the Science Guy]

magic e is a lie?????

do I even know english?

theyve deemed it useless
you should see this phonetics shit though oh god its so bad

[[Insert Fail]]

Are mars bars really yummy, or are they just like Hershey bars and are just a normal glorified chocolate bar?

I used to get Mars bars once-in-a-while from my grocery store, they had this little import section with a bunch of European treats. I actually like them a lot more than Milkyways (our equivalent) because the chocolate is a lot less sweet. After eating a Milkyway again I thought to myself, "Never again."

btw, do you have cadbury's in america/canada? Hershey's aren't very common here, i've only ever seen like 1 or 2 shops selling them. Mostly it's nestle or cadbury's (i think), or maybe the mars corporation

Cadbury is mostly around during Easter, and people will stockpile on Cadbury eggs. I think you might be able to find them in import shops, or maybe really large candy stores, but I have not noticed.

[LordSeth]

Quick! List as many differences from American-English and "Proper"-English spellings!

theater - Theatre
born - borne
humor - humour
gray-grey
honor - honour
color - colour

[Flicky]

What's the smallest book in the world?

The Book of British Dentistry!

WAKA WAKA

Kidding, but I told this joke to my British friend and he flipped a shit.