AWKWARD ZOMBIE

When I go into a public restroom, I always go to the third stall. ALWAYS. If the third stall is down, then I go dead center.

I almost always pick a stall somewhere in the middle. Definitely not the handicapped stall. I'm always worried that an actual handicapped person will need it while I'm using it.

RikuKyuutu wrote:When I go into a public restroom, I always go to the third stall. ALWAYS. If the third stall is down, then I go dead center.

When suddenly, only five stalls.

Sometimes I violently twitch my head

Usually, immediately after, I try to twitch it really fast to get chills

Also sometimes I flex my fingers like claws to try and crack them

sometimes when i park my car i just start screaming

My leg does this really weird twitchy thing when I'm trying to sleep.
Also the only thing on my body i can crack is my wrist.

Everytime I yawn I tear up like if I'm about to cry. Also, I like to bounce my leg for no reason, I got it from my dad because whenever I would sit in his lap he would bounce his leg.

I speak to myself all the time when no one's around. I have whole conversations. In English. My native language is French. I really pass too much time on the internet :C

AngusMcLeod wrote:I speak to myself all the time when no one's around. I have whole conversations. In English. My native language is French. I really pass too much time on the internet :C

I talk to myself all the time too. The voice inside my head are rivals. Not enemies, but we aren't friends.

when im in a lot of pain, like when it's a headache of muscle ache, i imagine removing that part of the body or cutting it to let the pressure out. if it's a headache sometimes i imagine taking a drill to my forehead so the pressue could leave

not in like a, morbid suicide way or whatever. just as a way to relieve it

Bacon put down the bonesaw you need those legs to walk

NEVER!!!!!

Operation Awesome wrote:I tend to constantly pull the chest of my shirt away from my body in a futile attempt to make it more comfortable.

I find it funny that your sig has star trek in it
and that most of the actors complained of their suits riding up and you can see them tugging at their shirts during the show

Crispy wrote:My leg does this really weird twitchy thing when I'm trying to sleep.

everyone does that, it's the brain checking motor functions or something

unless you mean something different

Apparently I speak gibberish when I sleep. Like, out loud.