RP: The Awkward Warriors

[Exeres]

Irish, Asian.

Same thing.

[Sol Reaper]

Right, was just going to play into the "Hey we know each other" bit, but I'll go along with your thing

>Realize his accent is actually Asian and not Irish.
>Resolve to lay off the booze before a mission.
>Scratch that.
>Tie ponytail back up and assume fighting stance.

[Sol Reaper]

>Resurrect thread past all the April 1st unfunny waste of space, time and resources.

[Blitz Walrus]

Yes dammit. I apologize for all of the pauses and breaks. We finish this tomorrow.

[Blitz Walrus]

"Heh, sorry about that, zoned out for a second."
He does some stretches and assumes a fighting stance reminiscent of some of the more obscure offshoots of Karate.
"I take it you're ready?"

[Sol Reaper]

Okay so I'm just gonna go along like this is an RP and not a Homestuck-esque >Command game for my turn. :T

Vance smirks and shakes out his hands, tightening up his stance a little. "Always up fer a fight, lad." he says, false American accent dropping from the concentration of the fight. He buckles down and performs another quickdash, following up with the dashing punch as he turns around to face his opponent, fingers poised to input the Scythe Reversal command on his guard as he awaits his opponent's move.

[saximaphone]

>Vance: Be the imp.

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[Blitz Walrus]

Gotcha

You speed towards him leaving your accent on the floor. He steps back just as your dash gives out, but your punch propels you forward, he leans away and you miss. He launches his legs out in attempt to trip you, having been well aquainted with the floor you see his attack coming. His foot connect with your leg, using the momentum to send yourself into a

SCYTHE REVERSAL

Clocking him in the chin with your spinning heel, finishing it off with a blazing kick to the chin. He falls backward and quickly springs to his feet. He swings his legs out once more, roll to dodge!

[Sol Reaper]

Sorry for late reply, imgur is being a dick and I forgot that there are other hosting sites

[Blitz Walrus]

You're starting to see through his tricks and you dodge his kick effortlessly, he uses the momentum of the kick to swing back to his feet. Back on his feet he takes a stance and takes a deep breath. You can see two pinpricks of light coming through the red band around his eyes.

What do you do?

[Sol Reaper]

>I close the gap and input D,DF,F+P -> K -> K initiate a kick-variation Iron Striker combo.

, 12, and 16 for the three hits. Posted a screencap of the first 'cause you wouldn't have believed me. :T

[Blitz Walrus]

You swiftly close the distance and interrupt him before he can do anything weird. A hook to the face, a kick to the ribs, and a swirling hurricane of a punt and you send him sprawling to the floor. He rolls to his feet, not as spry as before, swaying a bit before getting back into a stance. He immediately breaks into a sprint, heading straight towards you, what do you do?

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I believe ya man.

[Sol Reaper]

I kneel down and turn, boot setting fire as I perform the Flaming Scythe to meet the man's advance before landing and cracking my neck both ways. Still on guard, I ask, "Had enough, lad, or is there some fight left in ye?"

Roll: 16

[Blitz Walrus]

You crouch, preparing a Flamiing scythe, He sees you trying somethinng and smirks. Just before he gets in range of your kick he leaps over you. You follow him with your eyes but are blinded by the lights on the ceiling. Throwing caution tothe wind you perform your flaming scythe anyways. You feel your flaming boot connect in mid air and land just before his body hits the floor with a satisfying whoomp.
You crack your neck twice,the pops echoing in the cavern.

"Had enough, lad, or is there some fight left in ye?" You say with your thick Irish brogue.

He just kinda lays there for a second before he replies.

"No.."
He breathes heavily.
"I'm fairly certain you kicked my booty."

How do you proceed?

[Sol Reaper]

I let out a hearty guffaw. "C'mon, that's the oldest trick in th' book. Ye gotta be a bi' more creative ta catch me off guard." I say, taking the momentary pause to adjust my ponytail. I punch into each hand with the other, small sparks of electricity arcing off as I do so. "Your move."