AWKWARD ZOMBIE

>Reach into pocket for knife
>Stare down

You reach into your pocket take out your knife. With a flick of your wrist the blade pops out.

"Awww, the lad 'as a wee pigsticker! Hahaha, you'll 'ave to do be'er than 'at!"
He raises his massive cutlass and lunges at a surprising speed.

Roll to see if you dodge.

You step to the left and he drunkenly stumbles off balance, you see your chance, how will you attack?

>Sucker punch
>Face

He turns to face you again, but before he can gather his marbles you swing a wicked left hook that sends him spinning to the deck. Grunting and swearing he gets back up, you see another opening, what will you do?

>Use Tackle Attack

He sees you coming and braces himself, roll to see if you attack successfully.

I got a 6.

you get a rock.

I got Iraq?

Woo.

He stops your charge easily and flings you over his head with a roaring
"YAAAARRRRRRR".
You hit the metal deck hard and see him raising his cutlass high above his head.
"It's tha locker for ya!"

What will you do?

>Use the ol' "Hey! Look! A barrel of booze!" trick.

You point out to sea and shout
"Holy Crap look at all that rum!"
He turns around slowly as if he's pretty sure you're lying, but just to be sure. He leaves himself wide open.
What will you do?