AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Hey y'all Zombies. Are you aware of tacos? No. No you're not.
Taco Bell is a lie and a bad one at that.
Let me show you the food of my peeples.

Look at all this



BEEF.
Grilled and seasoned in a myriad of ways unique to the chef, always delicious.
What next?



Get yur shit together, cause it's about to go down.



Look at that tortilla wrapped torpedo of flavor. Red salsa, avacado slices, cilantro, the daisies thing're modular!
Customizable to your preferred tastebud configuration!
Ah dammit, now I want some

I love chocolate so much I could eat like platefuls of it. Especially chocolate with nuts in that's like such a taste sensation in my mouth (lol I sound like an advert) but really i want to learn to cook and bake with chocolate and whenever i think about me making a chocolate cake it just makes me smile, ahaha and I don't want to do it from some muffin mix I mean like a proper home made cake with icing and all sorts!

I can tell I'm just going to hate this thread for the amount of saliva gathering in my mouth.

Here's a taste of my home country:



Deep fried Mars Bar with ice-cream.

Jesus I can feel my thighs expanding

Isn't it against the laws of reality for food to look this good

hahahahaha

scotland

What do Deep Fried Mars Bars taste like? i've seen a few fair images where they don't look as nice as that, aha.

Like... fried Mars Bar. Seriously, it's got it's own weird taste that can be classed on it's own. It's like carpet on caramel. Yeah. Except the carpet is edible and greasy and doesn't taste like carpet. I don't even know.

I found a shop that sells gummy bears in the city where my university is. It only sells gummy bears. And gummy feet. And gummy grapefruit wedges. And gummy cherries. And gummy mint leaves. And gummy...
On second thought this could have gone into the pop flyin' thread too.

Just had caramel apples using the JUICIEST APPLES EVER and these store-bought caramel sheet things.

Oh my gosh they were so amazing.

I made mine using a huge apple, and I kept touching my nose against the apple, so about halfway through or so I grabbed a fork and ate it using that.

I think I feel caramel on my nose.

I'm pretty sure there are like a dozen food threads but oh well let's see how long this thread goes before it dies for whatever reason.
I'm pretty sure I've got like a dozen cookbooks so I've got bodaciously thousands of recipes just ready to be cooked. Like this one

Or this one

Or this one

Here's a taste of my home country



hint its america

Say hello to the meat-jelly-monster we call sült.



Y'know, balancing out all of the delicious.

FatOldRobot wrote:sült.

That... that still looks delicious. Or maybe it's just me. Either way.

It's not actually that bad, but it actually looks grey.
Grey meat pudding.
Bluh.