AWKWARD ZOMBIE

We only got two trick-or-treaters, who were going as a pair, but at least they were in costume. Me and my brother went out for like 10 minutes and got a nice amount of candy, before it started to sprinkle, so we thought it would rain and went back inside. I thought our friend was going to come over and trick or treat with us, but it never happened.

We probably would have gone for longer if our dog didn't get out and us have to chase her down, and if it hadn't rained.

this is how you Halloween guys

I wore this mask, a black hoodie, jeans, some flats, and walked around the roads twitching and flicking my head, staring at people, mumbling at saying weird shit to random folks

fun times were had

also I think the cops might be looking for me

Zang, teach us how to Halloween.

Shit, Zang, that's an awesome costume

Man i had some fun

I walked up to this one kid that was standing on the porch handing out candy, couldnt have been older than 10. walked up to her slowly, twitching and jerking in random directions. Slowly apporached and stood there, "um...hello?"

>dont say anything
>take an appropriate amount of candy, be classy folks.

"overseer watches....always."

little kid is like. "jaaacksoooooooon"

>another little kid comes out, skeleton

stand still facing him

tilt head

walk away, mumbling and twitching

next house

>theres a truck pulling a trailer of kids
>time to scare some church kids

walked beside em, not looking till i got the back with the older kids

"overseer watchesyou"

"uuuuum okaaaay"

keep walking down the street, some kids, about eleven and thirteen, trickotreating. here we go.

They're walkin alone, As we get closer , they're across the street from me now. slowly stop and turn to them. They slowly stop walking, dead in their tracks. turn to them and stay still, they're kinda freaked out. All of a sudden full sprint at them, they break and run to the nearest house, pounding on the door. When they look back I'm farther down the street, facing them, standing still.

>continue

I bet you were smiling like a jackass behind that mask.

(I know I would've)

nowadays, candy cigarettes are just "candy sticks"

totes lame

Slim Jims still make for a decent cigar in a pinch. Went to costume party at ladyfriend's house, saw some movies, ate some stuff. Had some fun.

Saw a girl dressed as a hippie viking. Still not sure if the hippie part was a costume or her regular look.

Slept through Halloween... gotta love night jobs.

I sat outside in the freezing cold to give candy to only 3 groups of people.

2 dick teens didn't even say thanks.

Worst halloween ever.

Madican wrote:Problem with that is if they get an apple you're liable to get stuff done to your house. We've had decorations stolen from ours before.

Or the business end of some sort of firearm.

We do not tolerate thieves in these parts.

I live outside the town. No ToTers.


going to the store after work for discount candy wooooo

I got visited by some people from school.
2 of which i didn't know.
All 3 of them hugged me.
I didn't complain, I got to feel tiddies on my chest, but...
Still awkward.

Also, I counted the people in my school who were sluts for Halloween. 19.

Cafall wrote:nowadays, candy cigarettes are just "candy sticks"

totes lame

That blows

lets go get a cigarette to smoke away our concerns


My corner store at my mother's house was my last sanctuary to get candy cigarettes. The ban got to them too ;-;