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The Friday after Thanksgiving when stores open their doors way earlier than usual with huge discounts on various things. The problem lies in the fact that crowds of people camp out overnight to secure those deals and generally give zero fucks about things like basic human courtesy. As soon as those doors open they stampede and don't care if one of their own or an employee is in the way. They're getting that giant television even if they need to draw blood for it.Spoony wrote:the fuck is black friday goddamn
Bitch who said you could speak, fuckTatzel wrote:But uncle spoony, reading is so hard and exhausting
Country of the year all yearsMadican wrote:The Friday after Thanksgiving when stores open their doors way earlier than usual with huge discounts on various things. The problem lies in the fact that crowds of people camp out overnight to secure those deals and generally give zero fucks about things like basic human courtesy. As soon as those doors open they stampede and don't care if one of their own or an employee is in the way. They're getting that giant television even if they need to draw blood for it.
It's disgusting. Multiple videos of the horde appear on Youtube afterwards.
The tape came off and I thought I might use my newfound freedomSpoony wrote:Bitch who said you could speak, fuck
Maybe I'll go Wal-mart on black friday and butter up the floors.Madican wrote:The Friday after Thanksgiving when stores open their doors way earlier than usual with huge discounts on various things. The problem lies in the fact that crowds of people camp out overnight to secure those deals and generally give zero fucks about things like basic human courtesy. As soon as those doors open they stampede and don't care if one of their own or an employee is in the way. They're getting that giant television even if they need to draw blood for it.Spoony wrote:the fuck is black friday goddamn
It's disgusting. Multiple videos of the horde appear on Youtube afterwards.
All you'd really do is cause people to use the fallen as stepping stones. One year they actually broke down the doors to get inside, throwing back the seasonal employees who had been given the task of keeping them in check. One of them died, all were trampled.scebboaliwiw wrote:Maybe I'll go Wal-mart on black friday and butter up the floors.Madican wrote:The Friday after Thanksgiving when stores open their doors way earlier than usual with huge discounts on various things. The problem lies in the fact that crowds of people camp out overnight to secure those deals and generally give zero fucks about things like basic human courtesy. As soon as those doors open they stampede and don't care if one of their own or an employee is in the way. They're getting that giant television even if they need to draw blood for it.Spoony wrote:the fuck is black friday goddamn
It's disgusting. Multiple videos of the horde appear on Youtube afterwards.
Not for sale on Sundays in superbaptist southeastern Kentucky, that's where.Snarf wrote:Where are my booze?
Relevant.silic0nsilence: So it's black friday at CompUSA.
Slider: Yea
silic0nsilence: We were to open up at 12am. It's 11:58pm and there is a HUGE line of blood-thirsty, hard drive-wanting, maniacs. So my friend dares me to scream we have one xbox360.
Slider: Holy shit.
silic0nsilence: So he gives me $20. I go up to the gate and scream, "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE JUST RECIEVED ONE XBOX360!!" Immediatly people are storming the gate, passing me cheddar through the cage to get it. They were screaming and knocked over this old lady. My boss just looks at me with these red eyes. In them, I saw fear and rage.
Slider: Omg you dumb shit!
Slider: Wait a second, it's 12:46A, and it's black Friday. What did this happen minutes ago? Shouldn't you be at work?
silic0nsilence: Yeah..
silic0nsilence: Pretty sure I don't work at CompUSA any more..