The Jackass Genie Game

[Amarath]

The person above you makes a wish, and you take the roll of a jackass genie. Say how you would grant the wish in such a way as to give exactly what is asked for, but not what is wanted. Then, make your own wish for the next Jackass Genie.

For example: I wish for a million dollars.
Jackass genie: Granted! You'll soon be receiving 100 million pennies, dropped from a plane that is flying 3 miles over your house.

I'll start.
I wish for a pet giraffe.

Edit: Also, please keep it PG-13.

[Fooflyer]

the giraffe has a huge throbbing penis and wants to fuck you more than that nymphomaniac down the street
i wish for a good thread

[hotb]

the good thread is this thread and it's clearly fucking fantastic
dick size +1

[Shad]

http://www.awkwardzombie.com/forum/view ... &start=165

oh hey would you look at that

[Will-Billy]

the last post in that was MONTHS ago.

[hotb]

Great Handsome Oppressor I don't think you know how to play this

[Fatehehhhh]

I wish that topic was revived.

[Rinoko]

The thread is revived, but then Great Handsome Oppressor throws a fit and locks them all the next day.

I wish for pizza OH WAIT WISH GRANTED.

[Fooflyer]

i wish for a competent moderator

[corsica]

i wish for dicks all up in my mouth omnomnom

[YCobb]

granted but then they all move to mine and I am pop flyin'

so pop flyin' there's not a single thing in the world I could wish for

[Cafall]

i wish for another dick size+1 thread

oh hey

[Fatehehhhh]

i wish for another dick size+1 thread

oh hey

The thread is immediately locked and every post is deleted.

i wish for a competent moderator

Le Great Handsome Oppressor sees this post and bans you for 10 days. huehuehuehuehue

[hotb]

that's not much of a competent thing to do

[Xabyrn]