Ruin The Sentence

[NDividedByZero]

Here on these forums, I have been noticing something, and unfortunately it is not a good thing. We have too little people with horrible punctuation, grammar, spelling and overall no knowledge of their first language, if it is English. To remedy this, or at least provide a substitute, I teamed up with 5 of my split personalities to bring you this all-new game, complete with a game show opening:

RUIN... THE... SENTENCE!!!!

The rules are simple. Post a normal sentence, fine as any other, and proceed to see the spelling, grammar, structure and overall sanity of it destroyed by the person below you. The person below will then proceed to put out a new sentence, and the game will continue on that way.

E.G "Potatoes are amazing to eat." becomes
"potetos eateng r amezng."

and then the new sentence could be anything like "Awkward Zombie is the best webcomic".

Sounds fun? It doesn't? Well then new rule! As a completely unrelated added bonus, you must use one word from the last sentence (correctly worded and all) in your new one. It can be placed anywhere. Every word, whether two letters or 42 letters is welcome. (On second thought, maybe not the 42 letters.)

Now get crackin'.

I'll start:

The logistic value of presumptuous statements follies most scientific equations.

[Exeres]

The logistic value of presumptuous statements follies most scientific equations.

NO U.

[NDividedByZero]

.U ON

[Exeres]

Porno time.

[Spoony]

Oh boy another forum game

[NDividedByZero]

Porno time.

Ich, disgusting. I would never view such unsanitary animated pictures.

[Exeres]

Oh, lovely. I would enjoy watching sex acts involving animals for the rest of my life.

[Liraxus]

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[corsica]

what

[Deiphobus]

fuck

[Valbrandur]

shit

[Komodoensis]

TITFUCK.

[Exeres]

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[BurntToShreds]

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[NDividedByZero]

Oh, you guys.