AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'm going to motherfucking slaughter you.
Devidax, you with me ? Take some nails and some hammers 'cause we're gonna go all Jesus on him !

Too bad there's this whole Atlantic Ocean between us. You mad?

HAS SOMEONE SEEN MY DRAGON DILDO?

Oh, maybe you're far
but I doubt your daughter feels as safe as you do...
I'll send you a finger
when I'm done slicing her legs...

I think I'm going to beat you to death... with your own motherfucking corpse (Wierd Time Shit, don't ask)

This promises to be an epic battle.

Oh wait, no it doesn't. America vs. Italy/France? PFFFFFFFFT.

Right, America, because your last wars were such successes, right ?
And I've still got your daughter

IF WE CAN'T WIN THE WAR WE'LL JUST KEEP DUMPING cheddar INTO OUR MILITARY BUDGET UNTIL WE DO WIN.

AND I HAVE NO DAUGHTER.

... what do you mean you don't have a daughter ?
Hah, very funny ! IF you don't have any daughter, dear man, then who would be that girl that's bleeding to death on my home-made operation table, mmmh ?

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I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse...
And John can bring those freaky-booty snail food things, as a deterrent or something

I'm gonna bring him
And snails aren't that bad

Your move, Eurofags.

I guess conquering a whole continent for the love of one girl was less badass and awesome than whining how painful it was to shoot a gun in a foreign country, right ?

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how crazy awesome I am.

I'm sorry but I can't hear you over the sound of me being Sean Connery.

Fixed?